One-Liner Wednesday — Oh Dad!

Posted on July 23, 2014 by joey

“She can only see bugs.” — My dad’s hilarious, but panic-inducing joke, while my mother searched for my gray hairs.

it was smooth and straight when i fell asleep, honest!

it was smooth and straight when i fell asleep, honest!

 

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21 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Oh Dad!

  1. Maggie Wilson says:
    July 23, 2014 at 5:26 PM

    Dahling! You look… divine. Yes, that’s it, divine.

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  2. LindaGHill says:
    July 23, 2014 at 5:29 PM

    Ha! Gotta love people who say things like that just to bug us. No pun intended. Honest. 😉
    And yes, I agree with Maggie. Mahvelous!

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  3. joeyfullystated says:
    July 23, 2014 at 5:45 PM

    HAH @ No pun intended! Thanks 🙂

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  5. jetgirlcos says:
    July 23, 2014 at 6:05 PM

    🙂 ! Awesome!

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  6. meg68 says:
    July 23, 2014 at 7:33 PM

    That’s some bed-hair you got going on? You must be a fairly active sleeper, huh? *winks*

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  7. Dan Antion says:
    July 23, 2014 at 8:16 PM

    Good that dads can get away with stuff like that.

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  8. Myas says:
    July 23, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    Well, I thought of dead people as soon as I read it.

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  9. donofalltrades says:
    July 23, 2014 at 11:08 PM

    I don’t get it, but your hair is fabulous. Fabulous.

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