Moo’s dresser drawers were overflowing due to lack of organization, so as she rummaged for the socks she wanted, she screamed out, “THIS IS WHY I CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!”
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joeyfullystated 
Holy cow, does *every* mother say that? 🙂 Very cute!
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Yes, I think so 🙂
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Hahahaha! Love it. 🙂
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Thank you 🙂
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Impressive! It’s great to know that sometimes our words are actually heard.
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Isn’t it? We just laughed and laughed!
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There’s a truth in there somewhere but I’m a bit lost, like many of my socks come to think of it
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That is just one of the most darling things I’ve heard in ages. I am laughing at the very thought of it.
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It was unforgettably funny to The Mister and me! Glad you laughed 🙂
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I will never forget my little girl playing quietly with blocks and when her tower tumbled down she muttered “son of a b….” and didn’t even look up to see if she had said something wrong. That’s when we knew we better start modifying our language. We laugh about to this day.
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Oh yeah, that’s a good one!
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LOL I literally said that this morning. She’s growing up too fast!!!! LOL
Impressive sock drawer ( I am a sticker for the pairing of socks 😉 )
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Me too! I pair the socks, and tend the odd sock basket. *sigh* Oh the odd socks!
We thought she was hysterical!
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I can honestly say I have never said this or had to say it to my boys. There are other things I have said and for some reason my mind is drawing a blank….oh no…maybe I do say these things but have forgotten them. Maybe I am not listening? Oops😁
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LOL Well I can assure you we say it less and less as they grow up, but oh yeah, it used to be daily!
Break and spill and tear and color and oh my goodness!
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Omg. I’m sitting in the dentists waiting room and now people are looking at me! I’m laughing at this. So stinken funny. Moo must have heard that from someone….
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Hehehe!
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