One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

Posted on March 23, 2016 by joey

“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!”
I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.”

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32 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Weight

  1. Dan Antion says:
    March 23, 2016 at 7:16 AM

    Our dog’s head weighs more than her body when she curls up on my feet. She’s not arrogant, I might have to substitute a different word, but I like that.

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  2. Benson says:
    March 23, 2016 at 8:02 AM

    Good one. Gotta’ work that in sometime.

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  3. Tony Burgess says:
    March 23, 2016 at 8:09 AM

    Arrogance does weigh more definitely.

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  4. vanbytheriver says:
    March 23, 2016 at 8:16 AM

    That’s a great line. I might just have to steal it some day. ☺

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  5. Anxious Mom says:
    March 23, 2016 at 9:09 AM

    Haha! Maybe that would explain for Sam’s basketball head.

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  6. Norm 2.0 says:
    March 23, 2016 at 10:01 AM

    BaBAM and….Burn!
    ‘scuse me while I go fetch the popcorn, waiting for the fall-out from the sure-to-follow witty retort :-p

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  7. marianallen says:
    March 23, 2016 at 10:21 AM

    BWAAA-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa! ~wipes tears of laughter from eyes~ It just doesn’t get any better than that.

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  9. A @ moylomenterprises says:
    March 23, 2016 at 11:50 AM

    ☺🌷

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  10. La Sabrosona says:
    March 23, 2016 at 12:01 PM

    Lol! That’s awesome. Oh btw, I was thinking having a ‘maxi pad warning’ would be good, as in how much trickleage your post would cause. And do men have this problem I wonder? Dear men, do you trickle when you laugh?

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    • joey says:
      March 23, 2016 at 12:35 PM

      LOL! “POISE PAD ALERT! POISE PAD ALERT!” Prolly not, since they can’t be bothered to carry the babies 😉 Sorry, I didn’t know it was THAT funny 😛 And thanks!

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      • La Sabrosona says:
        March 23, 2016 at 8:47 PM

        Excelente! I like that alert. Yeah the baby thing and their urethra doesn’t allow for that kind of humiliation. Trickleage and boob sweat. Two of my not favourite things xD

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  12. jan says:
    March 23, 2016 at 1:13 PM

    Such a sweet picture!

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  13. John Holton says:
    March 23, 2016 at 1:28 PM

    Jan took the words right out of my mouth. Thank your husband for his service for me.

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  14. LindaGHill says:
    March 23, 2016 at 3:31 PM

    Ha! I’ll have to remember that one, next time someone gets big-headed.

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  15. Peter Wells aka Countingducks says:
    March 23, 2016 at 4:10 PM

    That “Arrogance” line is just brilliant 🙂

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