“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!”
I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.”
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill
“Daddy’s asleep on my leg and I can’t move!”
I said, “Yeah, his head weighs like 50 pounds. Arrogance weighs more than muscle.”
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill
Our dog’s head weighs more than her body when she curls up on my feet. She’s not arrogant, I might have to substitute a different word, but I like that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It was a zinger. That’s funny about Maddie, too 😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, you got him good. That will teach him to nap 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hah! I let him sleep, I do! I let him sleep in this morning, in fact. He had a nap just yesterday. But there is to be NO napping when I was up at 6 and he was up at 10 and we’re leaving in 30 minutes! That’s two strikes 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Fair enough.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good one. Gotta’ work that in sometime.
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Arrogance does weigh more definitely.
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂 I thought so!
LikeLike
That’s a great line. I might just have to steal it some day. ☺
LikeLiked by 1 person
Use whenever applicable 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Will do. Thanks. ☺
LikeLike
Haha! Maybe that would explain for Sam’s basketball head.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ooher!
LikeLiked by 1 person
BaBAM and….Burn!
‘scuse me while I go fetch the popcorn, waiting for the fall-out from the sure-to-follow witty retort :-p
LikeLiked by 1 person
😛
LikeLiked by 1 person
BWAAA-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa! ~wipes tears of laughter from eyes~ It just doesn’t get any better than that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you, I’m glad you had a good lol 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hahahaha. Nice!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
☺🌷
LikeLiked by 1 person
Lol! That’s awesome. Oh btw, I was thinking having a ‘maxi pad warning’ would be good, as in how much trickleage your post would cause. And do men have this problem I wonder? Dear men, do you trickle when you laugh?
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL! “POISE PAD ALERT! POISE PAD ALERT!” Prolly not, since they can’t be bothered to carry the babies 😉 Sorry, I didn’t know it was THAT funny 😛 And thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Excelente! I like that alert. Yeah the baby thing and their urethra doesn’t allow for that kind of humiliation. Trickleage and boob sweat. Two of my not favourite things xD
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ouch!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Such a sweet picture!
LikeLiked by 1 person
🙂
LikeLike
Jan took the words right out of my mouth. Thank your husband for his service for me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ha! I’ll have to remember that one, next time someone gets big-headed.
LikeLiked by 1 person
That “Arrogance” line is just brilliant 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks!
LikeLike
Pingback: No Scam - Pin These Primitive But Zingy Jazz Feather Fascinators #FridayRecommends - MARIAN ALLEN, AUTHOR LADY