Haven’t the first clue what I’ll write about that has a ha.
A ha.
Aha!
Ahahaha!
Have been having a rough time.
I wrangle.
I yield.
My generosity of spirit is running low.
Be.
Give.
Do.
Help.
Patience.
Support.
Understanding.
The right thing.
My spirit’s weary.
I’m hardened and hollowed.
Hard to write that.
Writing it, the words stretch out in front of me like a string of mozzarella that burns the roof of my mouth because I am too hungry, too eager, have waited too long to be filled.
I hang on to hope.
I could use more hahas.
Have you ever needed more hahas?
Have you got any hahas to spare?
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So..a man walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings the soup and leaves. A short time later the customer beckons for the server.
The waiter asks the man what’s wrong.
Customer: Taste the soup
Waiter: Is it too salty?
Customer: Taste the soup
Waiter: Should I have it reheated?
Customer: Taste the soup
Waiter: All right. I’ll taste the soup. Where’s the spoon?
Customer: Aha!
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Haha! 😀
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I’ve always got ha has!!!
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You so do, thank you! 😀
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😂😂
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Ha…on the burning mozzarella reference. ☺ We’ve all been there.
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Constantly need more haha’s too. Biggest haha I got today was howling at the dog with my boys. After a while she joins in and howls too. Not sure why it’s funny, but it kind of is…Have a good weekend!
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That does sound fun 🙂
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Could always use a few extra ha has! 🙂
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I’ve got haha’s to spare. I laugh at just about everything. It seriously is the best medicine.
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Hopefully there are enough hahas to go around. Good post.
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Thank you 🙂
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No hahas for you, but very willing to share hugs. Hope things get better, you get filled up as needed, and your find your hahas.
HUGS (starts with an H so does it count?)
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Thank you, yes, H-y hugs are welcome 🙂
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I rarely have ha-ha’s enough to share but if I ever do, for sure one of them has your name on it! Wishing a ha-ha comes your way soon!
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Thanks 🙂
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Ugh, I am so bad at remembering jokes. The best I can do is the old “no arms and no legs” jokes.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who floats in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who water-skis?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter. He won’t come to you anyway.
Ha!
Okay, you can unfriend me now. 😛 😉
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Haha SKIP! I would never unfollow you 🙂
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This made me haha today: after we arrived at this arcade-bounce house-laser tag place, Little Man broke out a bag of mineral rocks that he wanted to hand out to kids.
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Love that kid!
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Aw! That’s so precious!
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Mwah ha ha! The evil laugh..
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Check out my pictures on Facebook from yesterday. I went to something called a Pug Grumble. I don’t have a dog but I went to the park to be surrounded by pugs. I couldn’t stop smiling. The way they snort….dat funny 😀
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I did so enjoy that, thanks 🙂
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Q: What do you get when you pour scalding hot water into a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
A: It goes back for seconds.
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because you’ll crack her up.
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Ha! Thank you!
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Couples Counselor: What’s troubling you today?
Wife: He can’t ever use common sayings correctly.
Husband: Cry me a table, Sharon!
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Hah! Thanks!
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Two penguins; one says to the other; “It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”
Second penguin says; “Maybe I am.”
Special agent Dale Cooper’s favourite joke, don’t blame me.
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You seem to always be having the hahas! Thanks.
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Happiness and harpies. Take your pick.
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