One-Liner Wednesday — Verification

Posted on May 4, 2016 by joey

After the fire department called to make sure everything was okay, I had to say, “Moo Mae Mottern, you cannot call 911 to report that your sisters won’t play with you. That is NOT an emergency!”

 

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27 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Verification

  1. Benson says:
    May 4, 2016 at 8:53 AM

    Well to little Moo it was. So that is what counted. I wonder what piece of equipment they would have dispatched?

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  2. vanbytheriver says:
    May 4, 2016 at 9:36 AM

    Wow. I wish I’d thought of that one, a hundred years ago. ☺

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  4. randommusings29 says:
    May 4, 2016 at 11:34 AM

    Haha, brilliant. To the child’s mind, that probably was an emergency!
    Debbie

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  5. Parul Thakur says:
    May 4, 2016 at 12:37 PM

    Ha ha! That was cute.

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  6. John Holton says:
    May 4, 2016 at 12:55 PM

    That’s a new one on me…

    Like

  7. Dan Antion says:
    May 4, 2016 at 1:14 PM

    Wait, were they never children? That’s near crisis level.

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  8. Deb says:
    May 4, 2016 at 1:52 PM

    This is adorable…if I am not the parent being called.:-)

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  9. rvpackard says:
    May 4, 2016 at 6:26 PM

    Really?!

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  10. Anxious Mom says:
    May 4, 2016 at 7:51 PM

    Hahaha! That’s so funny. My cousin’s three-year-old called 911 once “just to talk” and when a cop rolled up to check on things, she had to go out while breastfeeding in a wifebeater. She was beyond embarrassed.

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  11. Luanne says:
    May 4, 2016 at 8:03 PM

    Why am I not surprised it was her????! Why am I not surprised it was she? Whichever one is correct, that’s what I mean.

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  12. Prior-01 says:
    May 5, 2016 at 3:49 AM

    I heard they charge if they come out for a false alarm… but this was so cute – and glad they called first

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  14. joannesisco says:
    May 5, 2016 at 8:16 AM

    Thanks for my morning smile 🙂

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  15. Karen van Benschoten says:
    May 5, 2016 at 11:25 AM

    Love it! One of the many things I’ve missed out on due to not having children.

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  17. Laura says:
    May 6, 2016 at 12:40 PM

    Love. It. This story will be good for years to come!

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