One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

Posted on May 11, 2016 by joey

“I realize these itchy bumps on the back of my head may very well be from sweating, but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer.”

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33 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Anxiety Diagnosis

  1. Benson says:
    May 11, 2016 at 8:32 AM

    Hair cancer?! Will have to Google that one. You need a costume or at least a shirt.

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  2. Chez Shea says:
    May 11, 2016 at 8:51 AM

    Even the mention of head lice, makes me want to itch! Nasty little devils they are.

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  3. vanbytheriver says:
    May 11, 2016 at 9:13 AM

    You say so much in that one line, Joey. I get it. ☺

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  4. LindaGHill says:
    May 11, 2016 at 10:13 AM

    Yes, you definitely need the shirt. There needs to be a cure for anxiety disorder. Not a pill, just a cure. One that makes it go, POOF! all gone.

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  5. jhoudephotography says:
    May 11, 2016 at 10:20 AM

    It’s funny but I guess we shouldn’t laugh. Hope your anxiety subsides soon.

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  6. dvaal says:
    May 11, 2016 at 11:01 AM

    My sister and I both have problems with our skin irritation. As a former foster mom, I am aware of head lice and the way it itches. For years I feared, irrationally, that I had head lice every time my head itched. It is a memory I will not easily forget. However, after discovering one of my foster kids had hair lice -I never let it come in again.
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  7. jan says:
    May 11, 2016 at 11:59 AM

    Lice or cancer – oh my!

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  8. Dan Antion says:
    May 11, 2016 at 12:34 PM

    OMG – Hair Cancer – That’s a paranoid imagination you got going for you 🙂

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  9. mewhoami says:
    May 11, 2016 at 12:35 PM

    I’ve been there! Not with the hair cancer fear, but fearing the itching was lice. As a young child I got lice from someone at school and that awful experience still haunts me today, over 30 years later.

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  10. caligirl559 says:
    May 11, 2016 at 2:41 PM

    Recently one of my nieces was having a problem with the lice. They were coming for a visit and my sister in law almost cancelled because she said she treated the girls and was afraid I would freak out. I checked her head every night and didn’t see anything, but during and for about a week after, my head was always itching. I even changed shampoo, to see if it would help. I didn’t have the lice, but isn’t it great how your freaking mind makes you think things are happening, Paranoid!!!

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  11. April says:
    May 11, 2016 at 3:04 PM

    I have thought I had cancer of the everything, but I haven’t reached the hair yet. 🙂 I hope your anxiety subsides.

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  12. Laura says:
    May 11, 2016 at 3:27 PM

    I hate that feeling! Or when you find out a kid in your class has lice & are convinced you do, too. Ugh!!

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  13. Robert Matthew Goldstein says:
    May 11, 2016 at 6:51 PM

    “…but my anxiety tells me it’s either lice or hair cancer” …or a heart attack! I can’t STRESS that enough!”

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  14. Anxious Mom says:
    May 12, 2016 at 2:35 AM

    Head lice isn’t one that has previously entered my mind, so thanks for that. 😉

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  15. dalecooper57 says:
    May 12, 2016 at 4:18 AM

    Audrey brings a headful of lice home from school about once every two months, it’s a total pain, we have to wash all her bedding and treat her with that horrible oil stuff.

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  16. reocochran says:
    May 12, 2016 at 4:54 PM

    Oh, Joey. Sending you positive vibrations and a big hug for your Anxiety Girl quote and whoever drew it, did a fine job!! 🙂

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  17. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    May 14, 2016 at 7:19 AM

    I think you need to sell t-shirts, and I want one. I’ve been awake since 4 fretting about stuff I have no control over but lice wasn’t one of them. 🙂

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