One-Liner Wednesday — Morning Comes Early

Posted on September 7, 2016 by joey

“I’m awake. I can tell because I just yawned and squeaked. In a minute, I’ll stretch and pop.”

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28 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Morning Comes Early

  1. LindaGHill says:
    September 7, 2016 at 8:59 AM

    Ha! When you stretch but nothing pops, you’re in trouble.

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    • joey says:
      September 7, 2016 at 9:03 AM

      Thanks for the warning. :/

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      • LindaGHill says:
        September 7, 2016 at 10:09 AM

        Oh, you’ll be fine as long as you don’t stop stretching. It’s when you don’t do it that things get locked into place that shouldn’t. I’m preaching to the choir on that one though, I’m sure.

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        • joey says:
          September 7, 2016 at 12:01 PM

          Oh you are! For instance, over the weekend, I didn’t stretch, cause I was a houseguest. (I also didn’t cook or clean, hehe!) Anyway, so I paid for that, when last night, I PULLED A MUSCLE WHILE PULLIN THE COVERS UP! Gah. So yeah, always, always stretch! 😛

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  2. J.Gi Federizo says:
    September 7, 2016 at 9:01 AM

    LOL! That certainly was a short stretch 😉

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  3. Benson says:
    September 7, 2016 at 9:42 AM

    You are your own Morning Song.

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  4. JoAnna says:
    September 7, 2016 at 9:57 AM

    You’ve got a natural, built in alarm clock!

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  5. Dan Antion says:
    September 7, 2016 at 10:15 AM

    I hate those sounds, but sometimes, the pops feel good 🙂

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  6. John Holton says:
    September 7, 2016 at 10:57 AM

    You know you’re getting old when nothing hurts when you wake up and you start to panic.

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  7. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    September 7, 2016 at 11:12 AM

    You’re quite musical. 😊

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  8. Josh Wrenn says:
    September 7, 2016 at 1:03 PM

    Definitely know the stretch and pop. Hahaha. I wonder if I ever thought my body would creek in such ways.

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  9. bikerchick57 says:
    September 7, 2016 at 1:32 PM

    I yawn and stretch when I wake, but it’s usually the cats who are squeaking…for their food.

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  10. Joanne Sisco says:
    September 7, 2016 at 2:46 PM

    I call those Rice Krispie mornings – snap, crackle, pop 🙂

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  11. jan says:
    September 7, 2016 at 4:12 PM

    I thought you’d written “I’ll stretch and poop.” I guess my eyes aren’t awake.

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  12. Chez Shea says:
    September 7, 2016 at 4:18 PM

    It’ll be worth it when the caffeine kicks in…

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  13. Prajakta says:
    September 8, 2016 at 12:27 AM

    I …. Don’t need that coffee. I am one of those! *hides in mortification*

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  14. April says:
    September 8, 2016 at 9:15 AM

    Sounds like a great way to start the day. 🙂

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