One-Liner Wednesday — Good God

Posted on October 12, 2016 by joey

“Y’all, someone on Freecycle is givin away ‘God clothes’. They’re mostly large shirts and 32/34 pants from Old Navy. You know, in case you wondered.”

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32 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Good God

  1. larva225 says:
    October 12, 2016 at 1:22 PM

    Damn. I woulda thought god was a XXL at least.

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  2. pluviolover says:
    October 12, 2016 at 2:31 PM

    So, they are “good God” clothes? Shocking.

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  3. Fannie Frankfurter says:
    October 12, 2016 at 2:34 PM

    “Lord, I hope I don’t get something funky from these used pants.”
    Thank you for the beachy postcard!

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  4. Benson says:
    October 12, 2016 at 2:51 PM

    Say what? I’m aguessin’ they mean good. What is Freecycle? I think it is totally unfair the only sizes they have are for teenagers or “young adults”. I mean where are the old 48 Toddlers to go for God clothes?

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    • joey says:
      October 12, 2016 at 7:42 PM

      LOL! I’m sure you can find things in any size on Freecycle. It’s an online site where people give things away. Quite handy for gardeners and DIYers, but there’s just about everything on it 🙂

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  5. Anxious Mom says:
    October 12, 2016 at 2:54 PM

    Lol! One time somebody gave away Chester draws.

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  6. LindaGHill says:
    October 12, 2016 at 3:18 PM

    I always wondered what God wears. Now I know.

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  7. Norm 2.0 says:
    October 12, 2016 at 4:21 PM

    I always figured God just wore robes…

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  8. Dan Antion says:
    October 12, 2016 at 4:25 PM

    Good to know there aren’t any ties in that give-away. I was hoping Heaven would be casual. I might have to lose a few pounds though. I’m a 38 waist, XL. Well, I guess it’s ok if God looks better than me.

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  10. reocochran says:
    October 12, 2016 at 10:20 PM

    I hate to admit this but it made me laugh hard at this. Strange funny bone as it gets later at night.
    God clothes, to me, means a bath robe, Roman toga or something loose fitting. 😀

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  11. Genealogy Jen says:
    October 13, 2016 at 12:39 AM

    I hope He doesn’t realize they are missing. Thanks for making me smile Joey.

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  12. Ellen Hawley says:
    October 13, 2016 at 7:09 AM

    That old white smock is so last millennium.

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  13. Bradley says:
    October 13, 2016 at 12:51 PM

    Given my inflated ego, God clothes would be quite suitable for me

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  14. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    October 13, 2016 at 1:38 PM

    Okay, it’s been a quiet outside work day here so I thank you for the chuckle. Between fat fingering or thumbing and the wonderful assistance of spell check thinking it knows more than the person writing, I’m surprised there isn’t more of this. Hope a nice family took advantage of God wanting to share his clothing. 🙂

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  15. ghostmmnc says:
    October 14, 2016 at 7:57 AM

    hahaha 🙂 at first I thought it meant those clothes you can buy at the religious type stores, with the WWJD and crosses and all on the t-shirts and such. I need to read more freestyle sites to find funny stuff!

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  16. jan says:
    October 14, 2016 at 9:48 PM

    I never really wondered but now I know!

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