One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

Posted on November 23, 2016 by joey

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll feed you first, and then you make me some poached eggs and toast.”
We shook on it, but the dog never did make me breakfast.

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22 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

  2. John Holton says:
    November 23, 2016 at 12:27 PM

    Probably just forgot.

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  3. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    November 23, 2016 at 1:32 PM

    So, no eggs but can s/he press the on button for the coffee? Now, we’d be talking here. 🙂

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  4. jan says:
    November 23, 2016 at 1:37 PM

    What a face! I think he can be forgiven!

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  6. Judy E Martin says:
    November 23, 2016 at 3:22 PM

    Oh, you just can’t resist those big, beautiful eyes. Shame you didn’t get your breakfast, though! 🙂

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  7. bikerchick57 says:
    November 23, 2016 at 3:49 PM

    My cats are the same. They never do anything for me. Lazy bums.

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  8. Benson says:
    November 23, 2016 at 4:31 PM

    Should have got it in writing.

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  9. Dan Antion says:
    November 23, 2016 at 7:58 PM

    They never live up to their end of the bargain.

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  10. Prajakta says:
    November 24, 2016 at 12:39 AM

    Maybe if you had not been SO demanding and asked for an omelette?

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  11. marianallen says:
    November 24, 2016 at 5:47 PM

    LOL! The cat often made me breakfast. The catch was, she had eaten it previously.

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  12. LindaGHill says:
    November 25, 2016 at 9:33 PM

    Ungrateful cur! But with a face like that… 😀

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