One-Liner Wednesday — Military Mental Health Screenings

Posted on January 25, 2017 by joey

 

 

“You’re crazy,” I told The Mister.
“No I’m not, I’ve been tested,” he quipped.
“No you haven’t,” I corrected him, “They asked if you wanted to harm yourself or others AND YOU LIED.”

He laughed and laughed, and I told him, “That’s my One-Liner Wednesday, right there.”

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26 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Military Mental Health Screenings

  1. msgt3227 says:
    January 25, 2017 at 7:44 AM

    Bravo to The Mister!!!

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  2. bikerchick57 says:
    January 25, 2017 at 8:24 AM

    Good one, Joey! Tell the Mister “thank you” for his service and being the catalyst for today’s one-liner.

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  3. Dan Antion says:
    January 25, 2017 at 8:39 AM

    That’s a great one-liner – I’m not sure I’d be honest in that situation either.

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  4. Ally Bean says:
    January 25, 2017 at 8:45 AM

    Crazy is as crazy does. 😉

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  5. Benson says:
    January 25, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    Good one. Interesting question to ask a Marine. “Harm others?” Depends

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  6. orbthefirst says:
    January 25, 2017 at 10:05 AM

    Hahaha!

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  7. pluviolover says:
    January 25, 2017 at 11:19 AM

    Great one liner, but was his answer: “yes,” “no,” “maybe,” “sometimes,” or “who you got in mind?” Folks call us crazy only cuz they can’t hear the music, ya know.

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  8. jan says:
    January 25, 2017 at 1:13 PM

    Ah, the dangers of self-diagnosis! Mister certainly has a good sense of humor!

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  9. John Holton says:
    January 25, 2017 at 2:46 PM

    Didn’t realize your husband is a Marine. Tell him “Semper Fi!” for me.

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  10. marianallen says:
    January 25, 2017 at 5:39 PM

    If you don’t want to harm others, is the military really the right career for you? Just sayin’. I think The Mister is A-OK.

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  12. baldjake70 says:
    January 26, 2017 at 12:17 PM

    Okay, so I might be a bit crazy, but I am not stupid. Those who answered honestly had to attend 1 on 1 and group sessions. I took to answering the question of whether I wanted to hurt myself with, “No! I love me!”

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  13. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    January 26, 2017 at 1:51 PM

    Maybe they should screen all of us. 🙂

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  14. LindaGHill says:
    January 26, 2017 at 10:57 PM

    The organic one-liners are the best, aren’t they? Hahaha!

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  15. reocochran says:
    January 28, 2017 at 12:38 PM

    I loved this wonderful and honest one liner! I am sure many young men and women when pressed to answer the question, would (or did) lie!!
    The uniforms sure show an excellent military service performed by the Mister.please pass on a HUGE “Thank You” to him! So glad you found him and you two make me smile, Joey. ❤

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