One-Liner Wednesday — Mixin Up Kisses

Posted on March 8, 2017 by joey

When I drop the kids off at school, I say, “Kiss my face!”

 
When The Mister drops the kids off at school, he says, “Pay the toll!”
Or, what one morning, Moo referred to as, “Kiss the Troll!”

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38 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Mixin Up Kisses

  1. baldjake70 says:
    March 8, 2017 at 8:45 AM

    I am as pleasant as a troll in the morning, so it makes sense.

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  2. Benson says:
    March 8, 2017 at 8:46 AM

    A smiley face and an LOL

    Liked by 1 person

  3. orbthefirst says:
    March 8, 2017 at 9:01 AM

    Shes adorable 😛

    Liked by 1 person

  5. circadianreflections says:
    March 8, 2017 at 9:51 AM

    LOL! That’s adorable! Love the drop tradition you and the Mister have going. 🙂

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  6. JoAnna says:
    March 8, 2017 at 9:53 AM

    I love how kids minds can mix things up. Oooh, Does the troll turn into a princess once kissed?

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  7. sustainabilitea says:
    March 8, 2017 at 12:28 PM

    That’s so funny, Joey. I love malapropisms at any time, but they’re so cute when children do them. 🙂

    janet

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  8. Anxious Mom says:
    March 8, 2017 at 12:54 PM

    Your family is a hoot!

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  9. Deborah Drucker says:
    March 8, 2017 at 2:11 PM

    Ha, ha, kiss the troll. Cute.

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  10. Dan Antion says:
    March 8, 2017 at 3:17 PM

    Hey, when the alternative is a school bus or a cold walk, I’d kiss the troll.

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  11. bikerchick57 says:
    March 8, 2017 at 3:27 PM

    I bet the kids love their Papa Troll…

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  12. mltrautz@yahoo.com says:
    March 8, 2017 at 3:29 PM

    That is a logical follow up, smart kid.

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  13. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    March 8, 2017 at 3:31 PM

    Too funny! Gotta love Moo! Thanks for the giggle. 🙂

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  14. John Holton says:
    March 8, 2017 at 5:07 PM

    Great comeback! Ten points for Moo!

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  15. marianallen says:
    March 8, 2017 at 5:26 PM

    Oh, that Moo! I love that kid, an’ I never even met her!

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  16. loisajay says:
    March 8, 2017 at 8:10 PM

    You gotta love what kids hear!

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  17. Judy E Martin says:
    March 9, 2017 at 1:19 PM

    HaHA! I love it! Your Moo comes out with some crackers! 🙂

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  19. Laura says:
    March 9, 2017 at 10:17 PM

    “Kiss the troll!” Bwahahahaha!!!

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  20. evelyneholingue says:
    March 14, 2017 at 4:48 PM

    Ha ha! Too funny.

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