I used to substitute teach quite a bit.
I don’t now, as my own children have ruined me for all other children I have grown cynical and generally intolerant of other people’s children. I’m sure your children are exceptional, but the other people, the ones who aren’t readin this post, their kids need to be given some chores, a good talkin to, and prolly they needa go huntin switches because their behavior is downright appalling.
Subbing in elementary school, not too bad. Subbing for adolescents, hahaha. Subbing in unstructured classrooms — art, gym, music — harder at any age. I tell my kids to take pity on subs, cause well, C’mon, y’all had subs, you know.
But sometimes my kids tell me the damnedest sub stories. Like last week, with Sassy.
Sassy is the teacher’s assistant for a younger orchestra classroom. She assists her teacher and the students of that class. In our township, this is done in lieu of study hall. Long ago, I was TA in French and The Mister was TA in band.
On the day Sassy had a sub, she wrote down the names of the students who played their pieces in one column, and those who did not, or those who gave the sub a hard time, in another column.
The sub said to her, “So you’re the tattle-teller.”
Sassy said, “No, I’m the TA. The teacher’s assistant.”
“The what?”
“This isn’t my class. I work in this class. I help the teacher.”
“Do you get paid for that?”
“No.”
“Girl, no, they got you workin for free like a slave. If your mama’s anything like me, and she finds out they’ve got you workin for free, she gonna be up here in a rage.”
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“I make copies. Help people tune their instruments.”
“You’re a smart girl, with a good-lookin ponytail. Shouldn’t be workin for free.”
Rumor has it that sub didn’t make it through the day.
Happy Friday Everyone!
How did that sub get certified?
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She passed a test and sounded normal during the interview, I reckon.
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UGH!
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Yes. It’s hard to imagine, isn’t it?
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Very
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OMG! Being a TA was always a privilege. As a teacher, I chose students who were responsible and maybe needed a small boost in self confidence to be my TAs.
And by the way, oh the stories I could tell about subs during my 20+ years of teaching. 😦
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I bet!
It struck me as so odd. Had she never had a TA in school of any sort? Then I wondered, as the day went on and more TAs came along, would she begin to understand? Totally bizarre.
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Good Lawd! I really am not looking forward to sending #1GS to school and have to deal with all the dumb pass policies, stuff like this, and he on their schedule.
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I really detest kindle’s auto correct and the way it changes words I corrected once already!
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As I mentioned, I’ve become cynical. I’m to the point where I’m glad to have kids closer to the end of school rather than just beginning.
It does make me appreciate how good I’ve had it though, I’ll say that much.
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I had to read that picture a couple of times before I remembered what a sforzando was…
Mary tried subbing for a little while but couldn’t handle it. It took many years for me to understand why, when I figured out why my mother drank so heavily (she was a teacher for 37 years…).
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It is a stressful job, and according to my teacher friends, it’s about ten times more stressful than it was 20 years ago. The amount of admin required now would shock your mother, John.
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She retired in ’97 and died in ’00, and I swear it was the job that did her in. And sometimes I got the sense that it was less about the kids and more about the school board, the union, and the Department of Education, all of whom are now in orbit over the poor showing students are making when compared to the rest of the world. I hope they figure out that they’re the ones burning teachers out and let the teachers do their job…
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Yes. I believe you. It’s unfortunate so much of a teacher’s energy goes to entities outside her classroom, her charges.
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Wow! Not really that hard to imagine. It’s easier to get a sub credential than it is to work at Starbucks. That’s because Starbucks actually has standards.
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I don’t doubt it. Might be time to reevaluate criterion.
Having done both, I prefer to make coffee, thank you very much. 😉
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My sub experience was in an alternative high school in San Antonio, TX (an alternative for troubled teens). The school secretary warned me, “you will hear the f-word more than you are used to.” She forgot to tell me it would be from the girls. It was a good experience, but I would not do it today.
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Foul language definitely isn’t gender specific!
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Ah, yes, musical notation. SFORZANDO! Cymbals clash and the tympani rolls.
Always wanted to be a teacher. Life had other ideas. Guess I dodged that bullet.
Avez-vous un bon weekend, cherie.
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Toi aussi, merci 🙂
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I be like: ?!? Sassy be like: “Yeah, Miss. My momma slap these folks silly, she hear I’m volunteering for free.” Uh-huh.
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Yes, you know how we abhor our children helping others and how we despise them gaining any extra life experiences. 😛
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Some things in life are so crazy you couldn’t make it up. I worked through four years of high school free of charge helping the nuns and priests with typing. That’s what happens when you are the fastest typist in the school. 🙂 It never hurts to help out in your community.
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Right? I’d never win a fast-typing award, but I’m glad you put yours to good use, especially in service to others!
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Speechless. This has so many layers of inappropriate. Good grief!!
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I KNOW! Enjoy your weekend! 😀
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You too 🙂
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Oh. my. word. I know good subs are hard to come by but this is ridiculous!
Then again, THIS came across my Facebook feed yesterday, and I thought I’d seen it all. Some people don’t have the sense God gave a frog.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/03/23/a-substitute-teacher-allowed-white-students-to-sell-their-black-classmates-in-mock-slave-auction/?utm_term=.455b3a80d980
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UH. WOW. That’s a whole nother level of I Can’t Even, right there!
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This is so strange, but familiar. When I worked as a counselor and suggested to people who couldn’t find jobs that they consider volunteering in a field they would really like to work in, most of them sort of nodded in agreement, like, maybe they’d think about it. But every now and then, someone would say, “You mean work for free?” like I was crazy. I think it has something to do with not wanting to be taken advantage and that blocking their understanding that their investment of time would pay off later. Of course most of their problems were related to trouble delaying gratification.
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Isn’t that interesting? I can see both sides, for I’ve considered art museum docent… For free is okay, if you can keep the lights on and manage to eat. It really can pay off, and I think that’s the point with these sorta things. Study, practice, experience. I know Sassy enjoys the additional. But if you’re hungry, that won’t do. It’s like how restaurants start you washing dishes and chopping veg. No one walks in as the manager or the head chef…
I hear ya on delayed gratification. Thanks for sharing a new perspective. I do so enjoy yours.
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Good point about if you’re hungry.
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Didn’t meet up with many designated TA’s over the years…seems like a good thing. Substitute teaching was open to just about anyone who’d take a minimal orientation course, as long as you had a degree. The secondary students figured this out, and treated them with a lot of disrespect, it was shocking to those of us who dusted off our certificates and went back into the schools. As for me, I subbed from K-12, always preferred the high school kids. I liked dealing with their smart ass attitude, and they didn’t want to wipe their nose on your sleeve. Saved a lot on dry cleaning.
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I believe now Indiana requires an associates degree, or maybe 48 hours? and there’s a test. That’s all I know, cause I have friends who do it. When I subbed, I still had a license, so I don’t know what it was before.
I would rather be covered in wee people snot than to have a 6’4 teenager leering over me. I give you props, Van! 😛
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Well, that sub is a good role model…or not. Might need to think about a career change.
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Yessss… definitely not suited to shaping the young people.
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sFz music class, hehe! Caught me off my music majoring brain. Sub, tough job. Always felt sorry for them. Sassy’s job? Those were my favorite things to do since I was in grade school. I’d rather be in cleaning chalkboards than out in the Santa Ana winds in So Cal. That went on even through college. I found I learned more when I could be helpful to the teacher/professor. And Kindness isn’t taught much these days. Maybe here in you bloggy world but those other parents, well…
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Wow. So much stupid in so few words.
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Yep!
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This is, I realize, hardly the point of your point! But I can’t quite stop snortlaughing at the “you got a good looking ponytail” detail…
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Actually, Alice, our family couldn’t stop laughing about it, which is why I posted it, but most people have not admitted to laughing.
I know it’s disturbing, but it’s also fricken funny 😀 Sooo, you and the Motterns — same sense of humor!
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Great to be in such good company! 😉
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I appreciate it 😀
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This was such a bizarre set of comments! I am proud of Sassy, this does help with many aspects of school! (and now I guess it helps her learn to deal with life’s idiocies!)
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LMAO! You said it! 😀
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Sounds as though this sub hadn’t got a clue! I can’t believe she called Sassy a ‘tattle-tale’ as well!
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It’s a job I wouldn’t take, lol. I can, like you said, handle my own kids but others give me the goosebumps.
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Right on!
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My goodness, a sub with an attitude. Never met one like that, but it’s a brave new world!
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Isn’t it?
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I think I might consider doing (and have done) a bunch of things in support of our local school. “Subbing for adolescents” – yeah, never likely to happen. This sub takes the cake.
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Yeah, she was a real piece of work.
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Heaven forbid kids not get paid for leadership opportunities. Sigh.
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Thanks!
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You know… a good-looking ponytail, makes all the difference. lol. It seems Sassy got an introduction on how to handle awkward conversations. Hopefully she won’t encounter too many in the future!
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I agree, thanks, Amy 🙂
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LOL That’s great. When I was in high school, our school at that time was notorious for treating subs like crap. So much so that at one point we had our principal teach us one day because they couldn’t get any subs to come to our school. At first, when I was in my early teens, I thought it was fun to mess with the subs. The older I got, the more I felt like an ass. It was disturbing how terrible we were to our subs. I’ve got stories, but I think I’ll let them pass.
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I’m just so glad you laughed. Not a lot of people saw the humor 🙂
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Well, regardless of whether or not I should have, you just have that way of telling things that cracks me up.
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THANK YOU!
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