The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.”
He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.”
THIRTYISH?!?
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The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.”
He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.”
THIRTYISH?!?
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill
Maybe he plans to die when he’s sixty-ish.
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Maybe. If the women around him let him live that long 😉
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If that’s middle-aged, I’m in big trouble!! Reminds me of ads I see for women’s products (hair, skin, etc.) that talk about making the person look young…and the model is probably only about 30. Sigh. There are some people who are going to get slapped upside the head really hard by reality one of these days.
janet
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I think I’m probably middle-aged-ish now. If I live to be 86, that’s pretty good math, but thirtyish? JEEZ!
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If I’m middle-aged, I’ll end up being the oldest person on record, I think. 🙂 But as my parents are both in their late 80’s, I posit I may have more than 20 year left, which is a good amount of time.
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Right? Suffer no fools!
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Wow. Charming. He’s got a lot to learn, that one.
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Aye.
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Wow! How dumb. Was he able to stand after you left?
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He only talked to me on the phone, and I sound 12, not middle-aged, so I had a WOW moment completely unbeknownst to him.
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Wow, I must be ancient and on death’s door, according to the caller. I should probably get my affairs in order…
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LOL! Imagine. I couldn’t even. I WOWED over it.
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I’m thinking this clerk was in his teens and anyone over 25 is middle aged. 🙂 If 30 is middle aged I’m about done.
My Great Aunts lived til their early 80’s, and my mom’s in her late 70’s still very active so there’s hope for me on that side of my genes…my father died in his 60’s but he got cancer. I’m hoping I live 20+ years more and they’re mostly good, healthy years!
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Genetics are not on my side after 80, but I will say living well is 🙂 I hope you have MANY healthy years of living well ahead of you.
I tell you what, the caller was OVER 25 himself. So wow, Deborah. Just WOW.
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WOW!
I hope you have many happy, healthy years of living well too!
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Thank you!
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I’m 67. I’M middle aged. I’ll let you know when that changes. Men like that deserve what they get.
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134 gives you PLENTY of time to write!
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Wow is the only response. I wonder what his mama would think about the “killer body” reference?
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Well it’s nice to know the clerk was still lookin good, you know, for being thirtyish. *rolls eyes* It was so WOW.
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I think the kid learned a new word and doesn’t know what it means.
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Sounds about right.
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The worst part is he probably doesn’t even realize….
Jeesh – 30-ish is almost spring chicken from my perspective.
And that “killer body” comment? Someone smack some sense into the lad.
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I suppose he will realize in a few years when he’s thirtyish himself. I say again, if he lives that long 😉
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I’m 50 with a killer bod. If I tripped and fell on you…poof. Pavement stain, a little mush.
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Houston, we have a problem…
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Mmmhm. *nods*
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So much depends on where one is in the life cycle. At sixteen people over thirty looked nearly dead. Now everyone under forty looks like a fetus.
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I live in a university town. Ten years ago I appreciated that there were 7000 young women roaming our streets. Now they all either look ten years old to me, or they’re tottering on 4 in heels, in miniskirts, puking in a gutter. Sucks to get old, but I’m not sure I’d care to be young again either.
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I definitely don’t miss the puking…
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LMAO! OMG, LOL!
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🙂
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I get this a kind of thing a lot hanging with my cousin. Hes 28, his gf is 19. Im older than her mom. Last time his gf got lippy I told her to go sit in the corner.
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LMAO! 😀 Thanks for that!
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My wife is middle aged and 30-ish. In fact, she’s been that way for the past 20 years.
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You’re a lucky man, Chuck! 😀
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She turned 30 last year, and the year before that, and the year before that….but yeah, I married above my station, like some kind of bizarro Jane Austin world.
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And here I thought I was approaching being middle aged…seems I’ve zoomed right past it!
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I know! I couldn’t believe my ears!
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I’m glad to see so many still taking part in this prompt by Linda! 👍
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Me too.
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🙂
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*ugly sobs* Thirtyish?!
Shame we can’t strangle people over the phone.
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YES!
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All righty then, I suppose I’ll be starting my mid-life crisis right now!
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Damn, E, you may even be too late! :O I missed mine completely!
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Ha! I better drink a lot of rum drinks this weekend to be on the safe side.
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*crushes mint*squeezes lime* Mmhm, I know that’s right.
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Oh God, there is no hope for me!!!
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I KNOW! Shame on him. Truly.
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