One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

Posted on May 17, 2017 by joey

 

The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.”
He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.”

THIRTYISH?!?

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50 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

  1. JoAnna says:
    May 17, 2017 at 11:37 AM

    Maybe he plans to die when he’s sixty-ish.

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  2. sustainabilitea says:
    May 17, 2017 at 11:41 AM

    If that’s middle-aged, I’m in big trouble!! Reminds me of ads I see for women’s products (hair, skin, etc.) that talk about making the person look young…and the model is probably only about 30. Sigh. There are some people who are going to get slapped upside the head really hard by reality one of these days.

    janet

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  3. Maggie Wilson says:
    May 17, 2017 at 11:50 AM

    Wow. Charming. He’s got a lot to learn, that one.

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  4. Dan Antion says:
    May 17, 2017 at 11:59 AM

    Wow! How dumb. Was he able to stand after you left?

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  5. bikerchick57 says:
    May 17, 2017 at 12:34 PM

    Wow, I must be ancient and on death’s door, according to the caller. I should probably get my affairs in order…

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  6. circadianreflections says:
    May 17, 2017 at 2:01 PM

    I’m thinking this clerk was in his teens and anyone over 25 is middle aged. 🙂 If 30 is middle aged I’m about done.
    My Great Aunts lived til their early 80’s, and my mom’s in her late 70’s still very active so there’s hope for me on that side of my genes…my father died in his 60’s but he got cancer. I’m hoping I live 20+ years more and they’re mostly good, healthy years!

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  7. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt says:
    May 17, 2017 at 2:08 PM

    I’m 67. I’M middle aged. I’ll let you know when that changes. Men like that deserve what they get.

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  8. Benson says:
    May 17, 2017 at 2:35 PM

    Wow is the only response. I wonder what his mama would think about the “killer body” reference?

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  9. John Holton says:
    May 17, 2017 at 2:42 PM

    I think the kid learned a new word and doesn’t know what it means.

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  10. Norm 2.0 says:
    May 17, 2017 at 4:03 PM

    The worst part is he probably doesn’t even realize….
    Jeesh – 30-ish is almost spring chicken from my perspective.
    And that “killer body” comment? Someone smack some sense into the lad.

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  11. Carrie Rubin says:
    May 17, 2017 at 4:40 PM

    Houston, we have a problem…

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  12. Robert Matthew Goldstein says:
    May 17, 2017 at 6:51 PM

    So much depends on where one is in the life cycle. At sixteen people over thirty looked nearly dead. Now everyone under forty looks like a fetus.

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  13. orbthefirst says:
    May 17, 2017 at 7:15 PM

    I get this a kind of thing a lot hanging with my cousin. Hes 28, his gf is 19. Im older than her mom. Last time his gf got lippy I told her to go sit in the corner.

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  14. JunkChuck says:
    May 17, 2017 at 8:35 PM

    My wife is middle aged and 30-ish. In fact, she’s been that way for the past 20 years.

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  15. bedlamanddaisies says:
    May 18, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    And here I thought I was approaching being middle aged…seems I’ve zoomed right past it!

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  16. Opinionated Man says:
    May 18, 2017 at 10:15 AM

    I’m glad to see so many still taking part in this prompt by Linda! 👍

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  17. Jaded Jeni says:
    May 19, 2017 at 12:36 AM

    *ugly sobs* Thirtyish?!

    Shame we can’t strangle people over the phone. :/

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  18. Erika says:
    May 19, 2017 at 12:47 AM

    All righty then, I suppose I’ll be starting my mid-life crisis right now!

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  19. Judy E Martin says:
    May 21, 2017 at 10:56 AM

    Oh God, there is no hope for me!!!

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