I believe I mentioned, long, long ago how my husband has THREE family reunions every summer?
My family tends only to see one another en masse at funerals and weddings. It exploded in the 70s, my parents blew it up, and things haven’t been right since. Peace has been made here and there, but when we all get together it’s a story of collateral damage and fortunately drinking is always an option.
This weekend, we’re going to one of the reunions my husband’s family holds, and drinking is not an option, cause that’s a sin. Pretty much anything fun is a sin — The Mister grew up with a ban on movie theatres, dancing, and girls in pants. He did secretly learn to play cards as a kid, but I forget how he managed that. It wasn’t at Bible Quiz…
Progress, or sin some would say, has come slowly to some, and not at all to others.
We Motterns will enter, the black sheep and a brown tag-along, with our city ways and our liberal, secular thoughts — many paths, all are equal, love is all ya need — crazy shit like that.
You never can tell what might be said, or what might be overheard. I enjoyed the last reunion, as much as any introvert can enjoy a room full of strangers. Some are friendly — ask you who you are like you’ve crashed a party, talk to you like you’re charged with a crime, likely heresy — Oh, they DO remember you!
I get to see some people I don’t see near often enough since they moved to the middle of nowhere, and I enjoy the hell outta that.
Also, my MIL gets so excited when we go to these things, she remembers how much she loves me, and makes me feel all glow-y. Last time we went, she kissed me more times than my husband did.
The Mister goes and talks to people how he does. He’s a jaw-jackin pro.
I will eat pie. This is not any ol pie, y’all. This is magical pie crafted by women who knew you when you were skinny and made of giggles. Pie crust so perfect, light, and pretty, you’d swear angels made it. Fillings so unctuous and sweet, you’d swear it should be in the sin list.
I have to decide what to take to the reunion. We’re a party of five, or maybe six, I dunno if the boy one is goin, so I have to take more than A DISH.
The girls suggested only desserts, and someone, I’ll not name names, suggested special brownies, but I’m not holding, and I’m certain, just certain, that drugging people against their will is a sin.
What Should I Take To The Family Reunion?
No, this is not multiple choice. Y’all know you’re perfectly capable of open-ended responses.
GO!
I don’t know. If it’s organic, can it really be bad for you?? 🙂 But if it can’t be special brownies, I vote for bacon!!
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LOL You would! 😛
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Just bring 3 boxes of crispy crème. That will beat the pie.
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LOL!
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Buy more of the chocolate donut with Bavarian crème.
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Israeli salad. Banana pudding. 😁
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Noted.
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Or tomato and cucumber salad 🥗
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Noted.
You hungry, Baby? lol
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A little bit 😁
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I vote special brownies for sure!
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LOL
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I feel the same way about family reunions as you do. However, delicious pie and lots of affection from favored relatives does make it worth the effort. I usually take my corn spoon pudding to these get togethers. It’s simple to make, requiring only a few ingredients–plus it’s really yummy! I’ve written a post about it if you’re interested.
Have fun and safe travels! 🙂
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Thank you. I just might. I’ve grown terribly fond of the currant muffin thingies and your tomato soup! 🙂
I agree, kisses and pie are worth the fuss 🙂
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Oh, I’m so glad you liked those recipes! 🙂 If you decide on the corn spoon pudding, I think it will go over well. I’ve started printing out copies of the recipe when I take this dish somewhere as folks often ask for it.
Enjoy the pie and kisses! 🙂
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That reminds me of two other recipes worth considering — yes, the ones people always ask for… very good. I’ll be over to check out corn spoon pudding 😀
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Roofies! Lol Or maybe something thick, to keep the jaw jackin to joeys at a minimum?
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Overcooked biscuits with molasses might slow down the chatter…
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LOL! It just might! 😛
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Lol; another good frustration story by you. Why don’t you make/take some of that braided bread that Moo made recently (sorry but I forgot the name of that bread). At least that will be a conversation piece bout how great Moo bakes 😉
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Noted. Thank you 😀
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Say your prayers and take the brownies. I want to know the outcome.
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LOL Y’all are trouble!
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I’d take a good old-fashioned relish tray with ranch dip. And then chocolate brownies and vanilla cupcakes. Go with simple foods and you’ll make friends with people who have simple tastes in food who will appreciate the simplicity of your offerings– among all the fancy food.
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Vanilla cupcakes are highly underrated. Noted, Ally Bean 🙂
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What about cake? You can’t go wrong with cake! A Victoria sponge, or to really make a splash, a chocolate fudge cake. 🙂 http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chocolate_fudge_cake_03213
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People DO love cake 😀
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Definitely 😁🎂🎂
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Take a case of beer, also several bottles of wine (1/2 red, 1/2 white), and I would get a “no gods required” tee as a conversation piece. A flask with bourbon is a nice touch. I’d wear a kilt, but black leather pants with chain for you (flask in hip pocket). Then when you get there, “Oh, I’m SO sorry! I thought this was MY family’s reunion.” Such fun, and your husband would receive so much sympathy. And the prayers? Oh, Lordy.
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LMAO! You really put a LOT of thought into this! Very clever!
We did discuss wearing Pride tees… We did.
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What kind of event is this? Picnic style? Sit down to lunch? If it’s picnic I vote for your beautiful Challah. Hell, if it’s sit-down style I still vote for your Challah. Can’t go wrong with bread and you don’t have to worry about it spoiling.
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Buffet, sit down, walk around, mingle… You know, your basic introvert River Styx…
Challah Noted, thanks! 🙂
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I have been to one family reunion and it wasn’t even my family. I was invited. I did not crash it. Speaking of which why would anyone crashed any party without liquor? Or special brownies. Pie is always well received as is a well made old school banana pudding. Chess pie or Sugar pie would definitely get any little kids jumping. The parents would love it.
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Sugar pie is always on my list of what to eat down there. Mmhm.
The Mister really does love banana pudding. Noted, thanks, Benson. 🙂
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I used to make these antipaso skewers that were served cold. Prep time was a bugger, because the ingredients were all cooked ahead of time. These included roasted onions that were heavenly, a cheese tortalini or two, some sausage, salami, artichoke hearts straight from the jar, and cubes of havarti cheese because it’s porous. Porous helps, because you drizzle the whole batch in olive oil and balsamic vinegar before shoving them in the fridge.
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Okay, that is THE BEST idea so far! I can’t say I wanna make 60 of those, but I do think that’s a grand nom! 😛 Antipasto a la skewer! Who wouldn’t love that?!? Thanks, Craig 🙂
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We love them. You can change up whatever I did about a milion ways. I grilled shrimp a couple of times and included them. Some pork roast is good too. The Balsamic brings it all together, and you could even add fruit.
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Mmm, yes. 🙂
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Older kids can cut stuff up, and younger ones can assemble them.
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Being as we lefty-heathens here in Colorado are ahead of the curve, I’ll be glad to hook you up with the ‘special’ ingredient for the brownies. Otherwise, I usually just do this fruit dip thing…equal parts cream cheese and marshmallow fluff. Easy, and I could eat on that all day.
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Doesn’t that sound sweet as sin?!? Mercy! Thanks! 🙂
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Take a nice pillow and sexy Jammie’s!
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LOL! Oh Jan! 😀
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Three families? Hmmmm. 🙂 Sounds like, mostly, fun. I’d vote for blueberry crisp but that’s because it’s been on my mind as I have a bunch of berries in the fridge.
janet
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Three different lines…Three separate reunions!
Blueberry anything is always a yum for me! 🙂
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Just kidding about the families.
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THREE family reunions a summer — with NO LIQUEUR ALLOWED — and you wanna know what you should take??? Darlin’, you ever heard of this thing called a “flask”?
Last time I attended anything even vaguely resembling a family gathering without access to booze was my brother’s second wedding. (Held on a public beach with a gazebo, hence the absence of a bar.) And I held it together pretty well (I mean, mostly), right up until the new bride asked for our help rolling up the plastic table cloths to toss in the trash.
Rolling ’em up together with the plastic table decorations and throwing the whole thing in the trash.
Rolling the table cloths up together with the table decor — which were plastic bowls HOLDING LIVE FISH — and throw all of it in the trash.
“WHY SURE, WOMAN I JUST MET THE DAY BEFORE SHE MARRIED INTO MY FAMILY, I WOULD BE HONORED TO HELP YOU DISPOSE OF THESE SIXTY-FIVE LIVE FISH YOU BOUGHT JUST FOR YOUR SPECIAL DAY WITH EVERY INTENTION OF TOSSING THEM INTO GARBAGE CANS ONCE THE PICTURES WERE TAKEN SO THEY COULD GASP THEIR LAST BREATHS OUT OF SIGHT AND WITHOUT INCONVENIENCING ANYONE.”
Sweet heavens, I have never wanted a drink so bad in my life. My 13yo niece kept trying to save goldfish from her new step-mother’s death sentence by carrying them in little cups to the beach and tossing them into the Gulf of Mexico.
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Holy Cannoli!! Your niece, precious! ❤ Sad, but precious. I am just shocked to my core and will now drink on your behalf. And pour a lil out for our goldfish homies, too. Bad deal. Bad.
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THANK! YOU!
On the subject of family gaslighting (cue awkward segue to my own latest blog post; pls just go with it), everybody there acted like it was no big deal, these aren’t fish meant to live a long time anyway, yadda yadda. Maybe a little strange but what ya gonna do. And my niece was treated like some cranky teen — as if NOT wanting to slaughter goldfish was another cranky teen whim, like not wanting to take off her baseball cap when she was told to.
I cannot tell you what a relief it is, when I share that story with non-relatives and find they agree with me: that premeditated fish murder seems an awfully strange and creepy way to throw a party…let alone start a marriage.
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It really is. My cousin had betas in water with lilies at her wedding, and she gave the centerpieces away after. People liked that. I’m just sayin, no one was asked to destroy or kill anything at her nuptials…
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I like that too!
No offense to the Aztecs or nuthin, but I do appreciate the way modern social events tend more towards “ritual” and less towards literal “sacrifice.”
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Magical pie sounds like a much, MUCH better deal! 😀
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It really is. Sorry.
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Potato salad! I do like potato salad–no eggs, though. Vegetarian, you know.
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I’m with the girls, only desserts. Who doesn’t love desserts. Make the kind you like.
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omg – I had more fun reading the responses 😀
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Well that’s what every writer loves to hear! 😛
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Love all the suggestions! I don’t envy you the get togethers. We don’t do those. Hey, how about deviled eggs, or is anything with devil in the title too sinful? 🙂 haha just kidding! Bring ice and liters of soft drinks, there’s never enough ice. Or a few watermelons. 🙂 Let us know how it goes!
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Deviled eggs noted 🙂 Thanks.
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Take something you will enjoy. But I like the Challah idea, or banana pudding, or fruit salad or watermelon cut in triangles for easy handling. Anyway, have fun!
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Thanks! 🙂
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Any type of dessert that has alcohol in it so you can see if they’re willing to sin for something that looks absolutely scrumptious.
Three reunions, though, yikes. My husband and I each have one that we’re supposed to go to each year, but don’t. No amount of guilt from my dad or his mom can get us there. Not even, “This could be your uncle’s last year alive, BETTER COME.”
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Oh that’s always a good one — “This could be the last…” Ugh.
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Three ???? That’s a lot being nice and polite right??
Go for the brownies … Will be worth it 😀
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It is. And oh, you’re a naughty one! 😛
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Macaroni salad.
Also, fresh fruit with bear whippin’ sauce. Sorry — it’s really “berry dipping sauce,” but #4 Daughter heard it wrong when she was wee, and it’s been bear whippin’ sauce ever since: equal parts brown sugar and mayo.
And, for the third, old-fashioned rice pudding.
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Y’all have got some interesting fruit dips! I’m collecting these ideas you know 😉
I LOVE macaroni salad, but my family doesn’t. Isn’t that terrible?!?
Oh, old fashioned rice pudding. I’ve never made it on my own. Do you? I love it. Send me your recipe?
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I read through the comments to see what ideas everyone offered. I am always the one who brings desserts. Mostly because that’s what I make well. I like the idea of banana pudding. My mom always makes it nice and yummy with Nilla wafers. I don’t enjoy it when its made with the whipped cream…takes away from the pudding. But that’s just me. I usually make banana pie or banana bread. I guess I love banana. lol
And I know of those of whom you speak. Not in my home, but I did spend some of my early years in a school where such things were sin. I think my parents easily separated what they considered nonsense and we did not hold to those standards in our home, but I still have some issues that irritate me over the experience. I’ve slowly learned to take the good and bad from it and form my own opinions. 🙂
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I appreciate your gentle and kind faith, Amy, I really do. You’re a light 🙂
I will be making banana pudding, per The Mister’s request. I enjoy all things banana, too!
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Thank you Joey.
Now I’m thinking about making some banana pudding myself! 🙂
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You should! It’ll make the weekend yummier 🙂
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Oh, you’ll have so much fun. I’m the introvert and hubby is the extreme extrovert too. Knowing that you have a MIL that loves you made me smile because I had one of the best MILs ever, and I still miss her. Have you ever made a HO HO cake? There are several recipes on line. The chocolate cake is your favorite box cake, the white cream needs to be made, but the chocolate frosting can be from the package and warmed in the microwave before spreading.
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I have not made a Ho Ho cake, but I’ve totally eaten some 🙂
I doubt I will have much fun, but there will be perks 😉
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Something made with strawberries, it’s strawberry season and I’ve got a hankering for something strawberryie. 🙂
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I understand. We’ve been livin on berries for weeks! And now the cherries are out!
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I love this Mediterranean Pie stuff I make sometimes – using the refrigerated roll out pie crust. You put the bottom crust down then layer with some salami, mozzarella, a jar of drained artichoke hearts, a can of drained diced tomatoes, and you could use some mushrooms if you want. Then you top the whole shebang with the other crust, slit it a few times to allow for bubbling, egg wash it if you want, and bake. Good stuff. Disappears.
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That does sounds marvelous! Thanks for sharing!
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Okay so a bottle of wine won’t make the list. Potato salad? Cold roast chicken?
I’d take a moussaka (Greek mince dish) or a bobotie ( South African curried mince dish)
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I must have fallen way, way behind! I take desserts or Italian pasta salad with olives, pepperoni, a side of banana peppers to add for those who like it and lots of Italian cheese’s.
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