One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon

Posted on August 23, 2017 by joey

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“GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth.

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61 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon

  1. Dan Antion says:
    August 23, 2017 at 8:20 AM

    Yes! Been at that counter, with that fork. Mmmmmm, summer 🙂

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  3. loisajay says:
    August 23, 2017 at 8:37 AM

    I love yelling out to no one in particular!

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  4. Frank Hubeny says:
    August 23, 2017 at 8:39 AM

    Good point! There’s no need to cook watermelon.

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  5. JoAnna says:
    August 23, 2017 at 8:45 AM

    It’s nature’s candy!

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  6. Benson says:
    August 23, 2017 at 8:53 AM

    There is nothing to add to that comment. One thing I have learned chefin’ is sometimes you just need to stand out of the way of the food. Happy Watermelon Day.

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  7. circadianreflections says:
    August 23, 2017 at 9:45 AM

    Yes!! I like watermelon ice cold. I don’t even mind the seeds. “)

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  9. larva225 says:
    August 23, 2017 at 11:04 AM

    I’ve been watermelon cursed this summer. I can’t seem to get a good one to save my life.

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  10. dalecooper57 says:
    August 23, 2017 at 11:12 AM

    Slice of watermelon, chili powder, splash of lime juice. Great summer snack

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    • joey says:
      August 23, 2017 at 11:14 AM

      If it’s not sweet enough, I’ll salt it. I’ll also put it in tequila with its juices, but this particular batch was perfect as is! 😛

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  11. scr4pl80 says:
    August 23, 2017 at 12:08 PM

    Just bought one at the grocery store yesterday and it is almost gone already!!! Yay watermelon!

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  12. Prajakta says:
    August 23, 2017 at 12:41 PM

    I agree … The Ultimate Master Chef!

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  13. bikerchick57 says:
    August 23, 2017 at 1:09 PM

    Yes, He is! Especially when God gives us juicy southern peaches and golden honeydew at Costco. I haven’t had much watermelon this summer, but probably because I’ve been focusing on the honeydew for the last two months.

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    • joey says:
      August 23, 2017 at 9:45 PM

      I’ve been all about cherries, and stone fruits overall, but yeah, ain’t nothin like some good, ripe melon 😀
      Moo is my honeydew fiend. I’ll have to check it out at the farmer’s market tomorrow.

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  15. Judy E Martin says:
    August 23, 2017 at 2:17 PM

    Oh, I often talk to myself, Joey 🙂

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  16. ghostmmnc says:
    August 23, 2017 at 2:21 PM

    We usually get the already cut up pieces, since just the two of us can’t eat a whole watermelon. They most always taste great. 🙂

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  17. bedlamanddaisies says:
    August 23, 2017 at 2:23 PM

    Yay for watermelon! I need to get some more before the summer comes to an end.

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  18. KathrinS says:
    August 23, 2017 at 3:20 PM

    Tasty! And what an interesting thought.

    Kathrin — http://mycupofenglishtea.wordpress.com

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  19. Erika says:
    August 23, 2017 at 4:23 PM

    LOL that was me this afternoon. Cut a fresh watermelon for BG, gave it a taste and completely forgot to give her any as I chowed down.

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    • joey says:
      August 23, 2017 at 9:36 PM

      Haha! Oh, I know it well! 😀
      I am SO bummed, cause I went back out tonight lookin for more, and ain’t none of it red and seeded… I was at the bloody buggery Walmart and it was like the twilight zone in there… Imma have to hit the farmer’s market tomorrow!

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  20. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    August 23, 2017 at 6:31 PM

    It’s fantastic on its own, and really yummy with a bit of mint and feta cheese. 🙂

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  21. JT Twissel says:
    August 23, 2017 at 7:56 PM

    T’is ! Only thing better than a perfectly ripened watermelon is corn on the cob!

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  22. Jaded Jeni says:
    August 24, 2017 at 2:58 AM

    Pretty sure I could live off of watermelon. *happy sigh*

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  23. John Holton says:
    August 24, 2017 at 4:29 PM

    Watty-melon!

    There was this guy in Chicago that sold watermelons out of the back of his truck, which was painted with a picture of him sitting with a bunch of watermelons around him. They were really good. My guess is the guy isn’t still there…

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  26. reocochran says:
    August 30, 2017 at 12:06 AM

    I love berries and pineapple, sometimes a very sweet watermelon!! Summer brings yummy zucchini, tomatoes and sweet Vidalia onions. Fun one liner, Joey.

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