“GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth.
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“GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth.
One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill
Yes! Been at that counter, with that fork. Mmmmmm, summer 🙂
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Best of summer! The fruits! 😀 Glad you understand!
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I’m arriving for a 4-hour meeting. But the have watermelon. 🍉🍉🍉
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Who needs a fork? 😉
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Good point.
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Truth!
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😀
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I love yelling out to no one in particular!
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And mumbling to no one? 😛
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Oh yeah. Kind of goes with the territory…
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Me too 🙂
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Good point! There’s no need to cook watermelon.
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It’s nature’s candy!
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It’s a party in my mouth! 😛
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Ha! Yes!
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There is nothing to add to that comment. One thing I have learned chefin’ is sometimes you just need to stand out of the way of the food. Happy Watermelon Day.
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Mmm 😀
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Yes!! I like watermelon ice cold. I don’t even mind the seeds. “)
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Right on! I don’t think the seedless ones are near as sweet and juicy.
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I agree!
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How else are you going to have seed-spitting contests?
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LOL! Exactly!!! 🙂
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Yum so true!
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😀
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I’ve been watermelon cursed this summer. I can’t seem to get a good one to save my life.
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I was having the SAME experience! None of the old clues were holding up, and I took to buying the pre-cuts so I could see with my own eyes!
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Even those are tricking me. I’ve just given up. Even my kids aren’t asking for it anymore.
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Oh sad
I had that with cantaloupe a few years back and then I read that it was a whole thing cause rain and crops and all that.
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That’s a great idea….cantaloupe! Best of all, no one eats it but me so it’ll be all mine.
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Slice of watermelon, chili powder, splash of lime juice. Great summer snack
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If it’s not sweet enough, I’ll salt it. I’ll also put it in tequila with its juices, but this particular batch was perfect as is! 😛
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Just bought one at the grocery store yesterday and it is almost gone already!!! Yay watermelon!
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Yum yum! 🙂
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I agree … The Ultimate Master Chef!
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🙂
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Yes, He is! Especially when God gives us juicy southern peaches and golden honeydew at Costco. I haven’t had much watermelon this summer, but probably because I’ve been focusing on the honeydew for the last two months.
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I’ve been all about cherries, and stone fruits overall, but yeah, ain’t nothin like some good, ripe melon 😀
Moo is my honeydew fiend. I’ll have to check it out at the farmer’s market tomorrow.
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Nom nom nom…
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Oh, I often talk to myself, Joey 🙂
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Good! 🙂
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We usually get the already cut up pieces, since just the two of us can’t eat a whole watermelon. They most always taste great. 🙂
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I agree. That’s my winter watermelon choice as well 🙂
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Yay for watermelon! I need to get some more before the summer comes to an end.
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I KNOW! See, it’s just now gettin good here and it’s so exciting! I totally thought of you when I wrote this post, Amy 🙂
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Tasty! And what an interesting thought.
Kathrin — http://mycupofenglishtea.wordpress.com
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Thank you 🙂
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LOL that was me this afternoon. Cut a fresh watermelon for BG, gave it a taste and completely forgot to give her any as I chowed down.
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Haha! Oh, I know it well! 😀
I am SO bummed, cause I went back out tonight lookin for more, and ain’t none of it red and seeded… I was at the bloody buggery Walmart and it was like the twilight zone in there… Imma have to hit the farmer’s market tomorrow!
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Good luck to you on your quest. Watermelon is summer’s sole redeeming quality.
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It’s fantastic on its own, and really yummy with a bit of mint and feta cheese. 🙂
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Yeah… I believe I got that idea from you!
But, I only do that for company 😉
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🙂
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T’is ! Only thing better than a perfectly ripened watermelon is corn on the cob!
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Damn skippy! 😀 I love eatin this time of year!
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Pretty sure I could live off of watermelon. *happy sigh*
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Watty-melon!
There was this guy in Chicago that sold watermelons out of the back of his truck, which was painted with a picture of him sitting with a bunch of watermelons around him. They were really good. My guess is the guy isn’t still there…
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Amen. 🙂
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Oh yeah!
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I love berries and pineapple, sometimes a very sweet watermelon!! Summer brings yummy zucchini, tomatoes and sweet Vidalia onions. Fun one liner, Joey.
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There is no better time to eat fresh food! This is the life! 😀
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The best and we are lucky to be close to farms and gardens.
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