One-Liner Wednesday — Shots Fired

Posted on January 24, 2018 by joey

 

 

 

She said, “Hey! I need spellcheck so I can write hypocholesterolemia.”
I said, “You need spell check so you can write to, too, and two.”

This One-Liner Wednesday is my jot for JusJoJan

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17 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Shots Fired

  1. Frank Hubeny says:
    January 24, 2018 at 8:20 AM

    I wonder if spellcheck would get that word right.

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  2. Dan Antion says:
    January 24, 2018 at 8:25 AM

    There, they’re their, don’t get all worked up over tiny spelling errors 🙂

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  3. Benson says:
    January 24, 2018 at 9:04 AM

    Wouldn’t the misuse of two, too and to be more a grammar error than a spelling error? Obviously I am no expert.

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  4. jackcollier7 says:
    January 24, 2018 at 9:37 AM

    I hate the misuse of similar words, but then I hate a misused apostrophe, and I use the Oxford comma. How sad ❤

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  5. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt says:
    January 24, 2018 at 9:38 AM

    Thank you for standing up for us. It is not equivalent to use any spelling that occurs to you; that was what people did in the days before literacy was common (ie, before Shakespeare). I hate having to sound out a sentence because the writer didn’t do her job of spelling a word so it creates the correct mental image. I’m a reader, not a mind-reader.

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  6. April says:
    January 24, 2018 at 10:40 AM

    What a word! I would need spellcheck too.

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  7. JT Twissel says:
    January 24, 2018 at 12:25 PM

    The dangers of the spellcheck!

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  9. Amy says:
    January 24, 2018 at 4:59 PM

    I hate when I go back to proofread and find a mistake I’ve made. I’m like “hurry up and fix it…pray that nobody’s read it yet!” I used to wonder how errors in bestsellers made their way to print. Now I have so much sympathy.

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  10. darsword says:
    January 24, 2018 at 10:49 PM

    Spell check it great but I rely on Grammarly as it picks up a lot more of my oopsies.

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