One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Posted on March 28, 2018 by joey

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.”
“What is it?”
“S-A-U-V-A-G-E.”
“Sauvage.”
“Yeah.”
“What do you misread it as?”
“Sausage.”

(Now you must all pronounce sausage Frenchly.)

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49 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

  1. JoAnna says:
    March 28, 2018 at 11:03 AM

    You can imagine where the vegetarian in me wants to go with this.

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  2. Benson says:
    March 28, 2018 at 11:09 AM

    That seems appropriate. Why do celebrities want a scent named after them? They probably don’t even wear it themselves. Depp looks like an Aqua Velva kinda guy.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. April says:
    March 28, 2018 at 11:14 AM

    Hi again! Sausage, too funny!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Ally Bean says:
    March 28, 2018 at 11:44 AM

    I can barely pronounce English words correctly, and now you want me to speak Frenchly? If only I could.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. John Holton says:
    March 28, 2018 at 11:49 AM

    I can barely speak proper English (I use the variant endemic to the south side of Chicago), so French is way out there for me….

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Carrie Rubin says:
    March 28, 2018 at 12:29 PM

    Maybe Depp should do some Jimmy Dean ads next!

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  9. Dan Antion says:
    March 28, 2018 at 1:12 PM

    I think there’s a bigger market for sausage. I’d certainly rather sniff out a place selling saudsage grinders than a guy wearing cologne.

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  10. JT Twissel says:
    March 28, 2018 at 1:33 PM

    Lol. I bet Depp does smell like sausage.

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  11. pluviolover says:
    March 28, 2018 at 3:50 PM

    Ok, so now they sell cologne for men that smells like sausage. I presume it is not Italian and is rather lean. This is funny.

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  12. coldhandboyack says:
    March 28, 2018 at 4:11 PM

    Huh, I would have thought he smelled of rum.

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  13. J-Dub says:
    March 28, 2018 at 5:20 PM

    Classic! Such a bright kiddo you got there 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  14. bikerchick57 says:
    March 28, 2018 at 6:25 PM

    I’m hungry for des œufs and saucisse. I’ll pass on the cologne. 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  15. loisajay says:
    March 28, 2018 at 9:06 PM

    Johnny used to be my guy. Then he got weird. Weirder.

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  16. Fannie Frankfurter says:
    March 29, 2018 at 2:37 PM

    I also see “sausage” in those ads after a cursory glance.

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  17. prior.. says:
    March 30, 2018 at 1:21 PM

    sausage it is – hahhah

    and we were just talking about the way the mind makes connections and how compnay names, blog names, and other things should consider how it “looks” at a glance.
    Like I had this site (way back in like 2005 or 06) as:
    ten thousand charms….
    silly – but I loved this song that had that line…
    well everyone called it
    tent house charms

    and it led to this:

    “Hey Tent House”

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  18. evelyneholingue says:
    March 30, 2018 at 8:13 PM

    Frenchly, I always find funny these French names for perfumes and other ‘sophisticated’ products.
    But I want you to know that I have a hard time to say a few American words. Hamburger being only one of them. Frenchly!

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    • joey says:
      March 31, 2018 at 1:05 PM

      That makes me think of The Pink Panther. Have you seen the newer movie? Steve Martin trying to say hamburger for about five minutes is one of the best parts 🙂

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      • evelyneholingue says:
        March 31, 2018 at 9:58 PM

        YES! This is how my kids started to quiz me! I had to repeat ‘hamburger,’ until they were pleased with my pronunciation. Which of course never quite happened. Now it became a family joke. 😃

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  19. bitchen2rant says:
    March 31, 2018 at 3:46 PM

    this is a cool one too, i like the pictures you use, your a good little writer , 🐞

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  20. Anxious Mom says:
    April 1, 2018 at 11:30 PM

    I saw that cologne advertised the other day. About walked into the cosmetics counter while ogling the ad thingy. Didn’t pick up on the name, though 😉

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  21. Amy says:
    April 6, 2018 at 5:02 PM

    I can easily see how your eye could change that letter. Not sure sausage cologne would be appealing though. lol.

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