One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

Posted on August 8, 2018 by joey

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl.
“You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. Thank you, Goodnight.”

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40 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

  1. Ritu says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:12 AM

    Ha! Dog booty call!

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  2. loisajay says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:22 AM

    haha! Joey, you are so funny!

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  3. Ally Bean says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:23 AM

    Sadie is lucky to have you looking after her moral purity like you are.

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  4. orbthefirst says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:25 AM

    Woof. 😛

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  5. rivergirl1211 says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:29 AM

    But… but… dogs just wanna have fun.
    (She sings in her best Cyndi Lauper voice)

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  6. bikerchick57 says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:46 AM

    Cooper has no sense of decency or time! Good thing Sadie has her momma to protect her.

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  7. Dan Antion says:
    August 8, 2018 at 8:59 AM

    Ha ha – oh this was so much better than where my imagination was headed. Cooper needs to learn some manners.

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  8. coldhandboyack says:
    August 8, 2018 at 9:32 AM

    You’re a good dog mom.

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  10. cordeliasmom2012 says:
    August 8, 2018 at 9:55 AM

    Maybe Sadie needs to stop looking so provocative (those eyes!). Have you talked with her about that? And what was Cooper doing running loose after 10 pm anyway? Doesn’t he have parents of his own?

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  11. John Holton says:
    August 8, 2018 at 10:33 AM

    I’m assuming Cooper is another dog and not a seven-year-old boy…

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  12. scr4pl80 says:
    August 8, 2018 at 11:18 AM

    Thanks a lot mom, we were just going to talk. Why don’t you trust me?

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  13. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    August 8, 2018 at 1:59 PM

    You had me for a minute there. 🙂

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  14. JT Twissel says:
    August 8, 2018 at 4:22 PM

    Haha! When ever our neighbor’s dog escapes from his yard he makes a beeline for our front door. I don’t think he’s in love with our cat though.

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  15. circadianreflections says:
    August 8, 2018 at 5:33 PM

    ROFL!!! That was funny!

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  16. AmyRose🌹 says:
    August 8, 2018 at 5:40 PM

    OH MY GOD!! I’m rolling on the floor uncontrollably laughing. Joey! You are just too much!!

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  17. Bill says:
    August 8, 2018 at 6:50 PM

    When you can’t sleep and need a friend, it’s worth a shot.

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  18. Laura says:
    August 9, 2018 at 11:41 PM

    A girl’s gotta have boundaries. 😆

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  20. Anxious Mom says:
    August 23, 2018 at 10:46 PM

    Pretty Sadie, walking down the street, pretty Sadie, the kind I like to meet.

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