One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon



“GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth.


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61 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon

  1. Dan Antion says:

    Yes! Been at that counter, with that fork. Mmmmmm, summer 🙂

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  2. loisajay says:

    I love yelling out to no one in particular!

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  3. Frank Hubeny says:

    Good point! There’s no need to cook watermelon.

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  4. JoAnna says:

    It’s nature’s candy!

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  5. Benson says:

    There is nothing to add to that comment. One thing I have learned chefin’ is sometimes you just need to stand out of the way of the food. Happy Watermelon Day.

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  6. Yes!! I like watermelon ice cold. I don’t even mind the seeds. “)

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  7. larva225 says:

    I’ve been watermelon cursed this summer. I can’t seem to get a good one to save my life.

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  8. dalecooper57 says:

    Slice of watermelon, chili powder, splash of lime juice. Great summer snack

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  9. scr4pl80 says:

    Just bought one at the grocery store yesterday and it is almost gone already!!! Yay watermelon!

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  10. Prajakta says:

    I agree … The Ultimate Master Chef!

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  11. bikerchick57 says:

    Yes, He is! Especially when God gives us juicy southern peaches and golden honeydew at Costco. I haven’t had much watermelon this summer, but probably because I’ve been focusing on the honeydew for the last two months.

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    • joey says:

      I’ve been all about cherries, and stone fruits overall, but yeah, ain’t nothin like some good, ripe melon 😀
      Moo is my honeydew fiend. I’ll have to check it out at the farmer’s market tomorrow.

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  12. Oh, I often talk to myself, Joey 🙂

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  13. ghostmmnc says:

    We usually get the already cut up pieces, since just the two of us can’t eat a whole watermelon. They most always taste great. 🙂

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  14. Yay for watermelon! I need to get some more before the summer comes to an end.

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  15. KathrinS says:

    Tasty! And what an interesting thought.

    Kathrin —


  16. Erika says:

    LOL that was me this afternoon. Cut a fresh watermelon for BG, gave it a taste and completely forgot to give her any as I chowed down.

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    • joey says:

      Haha! Oh, I know it well! 😀
      I am SO bummed, cause I went back out tonight lookin for more, and ain’t none of it red and seeded… I was at the bloody buggery Walmart and it was like the twilight zone in there… Imma have to hit the farmer’s market tomorrow!

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  17. It’s fantastic on its own, and really yummy with a bit of mint and feta cheese. 🙂

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  18. JT Twissel says:

    T’is ! Only thing better than a perfectly ripened watermelon is corn on the cob!

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  19. Jaded Jeni says:

    Pretty sure I could live off of watermelon. *happy sigh*

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  20. John Holton says:


    There was this guy in Chicago that sold watermelons out of the back of his truck, which was painted with a picture of him sitting with a bunch of watermelons around him. They were really good. My guess is the guy isn’t still there…

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  21. reocochran says:

    I love berries and pineapple, sometimes a very sweet watermelon!! Summer brings yummy zucchini, tomatoes and sweet Vidalia onions. Fun one liner, Joey.

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