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The Presence of a Man

Posted on September 20, 2016 by joey

On Saturday, I dropped Sassy off at the American Legion Mall, “Are those your people?” “Yes.” “Get out, vite! vite!” I put the hazards on and double parked to let her out, and then I drove around to find a … Continue reading →

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This Grass Ain’t No Good No Mo

Posted on March 11, 2016 by joey

I can seldom get through a day without asking, “What the fuck is wrong with people?” so it’s not like I’ll be winning a tolerance trophy or anything, but c’mon, I know you understand. Oh, there will be rants, however, … Continue reading →

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Lunchmeat Lady, Who Do You Think You Are?

Posted on September 1, 2015 by joey

As many of you know, I don’t eat much meat, and I’m persnickety about it when I do eat it. However, I cook for two rapacious carnivores, so trips to the deli counter are made at least twice a month. Typically, … Continue reading →

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Walk-Ins Welcome

Posted on July 31, 2015 by joey

Yesterday, I took the girls to Fantastic Sam’s to get their hairs cut. We go to Fantastic Sam’s because it’s close, and because we like the stylist, Jeff. We weren’t looking for Jeff, but we’re sure glad we found him. Beauty … Continue reading →

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I Wonder

Posted on March 3, 2015 by joey

WhY DiD TypiNg LiKe ThiS BeCoMe a THinG? Was theRe a PuRpoSe? DoeS It MeAn SOMeTHinG? Am i DoiNG iT RiGHT? Why do people wear woolen caps in the summer? Why do we congratulate people when they get married and … Continue reading →

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It Makes My Skin Crawl, A Metaphorical Rant

Posted on February 3, 2015 by joey

We were invited over to The Palace of Rules last night for brownies. No, wait, there was dinner. After dinner, we went into the living room to watch television, and apparently, on Monday nights, MIL watches The Bachelor. How on … Continue reading →

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She said WHAT?!?

Posted on January 20, 2015 by joey

Not too long ago, one of my online friends, friend of a friend, asked me if I would mention her friend’s friend’s kid’s fundraiser on my blog. My immediate thought was “Hell no!” I mean, did she not even read … Continue reading →

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To What End?

Posted on December 1, 2014 by joey

Recently, someone from Twitter started following me on Instagram. My immediate reaction was, “So you’re hot.” Wowza! I had no idea he was hot, I just liked his tweets. But you know, I have no intention of offering him anything … Continue reading →

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Commercials: Maybe Part One

Posted on October 14, 2014 by joey

Sassy and I were watchin television last night, when a commercial came along to entertain us more than the show. I can’t even remember what show we were watchin, but I’ll never forget the commercial. In the commercial, a school-aged … Continue reading →

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That’s Not a Compliment

Posted on June 7, 2014 by joey

There’s a man in my life who sucks at communicating. No, no, it’s not The Mister. So long as your words reach his good ear, The Mister could win an award for best straight man communication skills. He can’t text … Continue reading →

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