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One-Liner Wednesday — Growing Up

“What grade are you in now?” the dentist asked me twice a year, every year. He didn’t even pause when I replied, “Sixteenth.” “Growing up so fast!” He’d always say. A year after I’d finished college, when he asked me “What … Continue reading

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Control Freaks

New dentist’s office sure was weird about the Halcion. First, the dentist agreed that it’d be fine for me to have the Halcion and some shots because I do not like the laughing gas. I know, I’m weird. I hate to … Continue reading

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All Your Good Juju are Belong to Me

This last week, I’ve been entertaining my nephews. Okay, that’s not really true, because mostly, my nephews entertain my girls, and then no one fights and I win! I love my nephews. They’re probably better than your nephews. While I … Continue reading

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The Tooth of It

I did not invent that pun, just FYI. I have bad teeth. Oh, no, my teeth look fine.  You can’t actually tell I’ve got bad teeth.  I mean, I wouldn’t compare my teeth to toothpaste commercial teeth or famous actress … Continue reading

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