Tag Archives: mommies

You Might Like Marketing

Posted on October 9, 2014 by joey

WordPress lists blogs you might like based on posts and bloggers you’ve liked previously. Twitter suggests people you should follow based on who you already follow. Netflix suggests movies based on what you’ve liked, which is great, unless your kids … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — That Wasn’t in the Books!

Posted on September 24, 2014 by joey

“You mean you have to burp them every single time they eat?!?” — Incredulous me, to my mother, four days after Sassy’s birth   One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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What She Does

Posted on July 28, 2014 by joey

I’ve been neglecting my blog again. What can I say? What goes on between One-Liner Wednesdays? Well, LIFE. I was down for about a week, because my extraction site got infected. I’m fine now, and I would rather have an … Continue reading →

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Swaddle Me?

Posted on June 8, 2014 by joey

I was over at Aussa’s a while ago, reading the ongoing story of the hovel baby, and her question about preparing for babies made me realize that for me, that question is a prompt. I have mentioned before, I didn’t know A THING … Continue reading →

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Mother Knows Best

Posted on November 16, 2013 by joey

This morning, I woke up in the dark. The Mister was not in bed. Realizing I hadn’t set my alarm, I panicked. I grabbed my phone. 6:56! Why didn’t he wake me?!? FUCK! I threw back the covers, raced down … Continue reading →

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Two Days in Champaign-Urbana

Posted on April 5, 2013 by joey

We went to check out some things in Champaign-Urbana, where we want to relocate. It could have been like a mini-vacay, but I experienced anxiety and heartache? at leaving my girls. However, the trip did involve recurrent Starbucks and no … Continue reading →

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The Palace of Rules

Posted on March 24, 2013 by joey

My Mother-in-Law has enormous brown eyes, with which she is infamous for giving the Bug Eyes.  She is a loving, devoted, gentle, kind woman.  If you have troubles, she will do her very best to help and she will always … Continue reading →

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Misery Loves Company

Posted on February 8, 2013 by joey

Back in August, you may remember there was a big, bad hurricane.  My mother, who lives west of me, was convinced I was in the path of the big, bad hurricane, even though the hurricane was west even of her. … Continue reading →

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Dunky Donuts

Posted on February 4, 2013 by joey

While the contents of Dunkin Donuts coffee remain a mystery to me, its addictive properties are quite clear, per my experience a few Thanksgivings ago: Wednesday morning, first cup — “Oy. This ain’t no Starbucks.” Wednesday morning, second cup — … Continue reading →

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Shady Superstore is Shady

Posted on February 1, 2013 by joey

I know I’m supposed to hate the enormous/monopolizing/mega/discounted/superstore chains. And I do. I know I’m supposed to support small businesses, instead. But I cannot. Because like most of the mommies in the superstore, I am a broke-ass bitch who does … Continue reading →

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