Tag Archives: rant

#ThursdayDoors — It Rants and It Shows You Sheds

Gentle Reader, Feel free to skip the words. Regular Reader, Lean in. I’ve been gettin out quite a bit lately. Wearin shoes and bras all the goddamn time. I’ve been runnin around like a headless chicken. Lakka-lakka-lakka, Drew would say. … Continue reading

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When I Finally Could Even

Okay, so fuck those motherfuckers, today I rant. This rant could take all day. I have hours. I’M WITH HER. She’s a choice I’m proud to make, because she is competent and qualified and I feel she represents my interests. … Continue reading

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Kitchen Crimes and Trash Talk

Once this tweet was posted, a follower felt the need to tell me about how his mother taught her sons to cook and clean and how men should do this and children should do that and yadda yadda — three whole @s he … Continue reading

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SoCS — You’re

Like I can resist. You’re is you are. YOU ARE WELCOME. It’s not your welcome. All that welcome are not belong to you. I mean, I suppose it could, if someone gave it to you. People are always trying to give me some … Continue reading

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An Early Departure from a Late Meeting

There was a parent meeting at 8pm. Why so late? Because it was after the thing where they have parents run a shortened version of their kids’ schedules. Personally, I’m never interested in doing that. For one thing, thirty years … Continue reading

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Y is for Yearning

I enjoy the A-Z Challenge most days. What I’ve noticed, regardless of letters, is that I yearn to write freely. I actually yearn to write random posts about the stuff of life. I miss it. I feel sorta repressed. I … Continue reading

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Bitching About Nothing

On Wednesdays, it’s the Standard Operating Procedure of Joeys to pick the girls up and go to one grocery store or another. It’s fairly straightforward, and involves only one crisis moment — exiting left from my neighborhood. Honestly, unless you’ve been here, you do not … Continue reading

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It’s Mimosa Day, Bitches!

It’s been a good long while since I’ve ranted, and it’s important to remind you every now and again that THIS IS NOT A NICE LADY BLOG, lest you begin to think I’m some simple-headed basic Pollyanna bitch. This one’s … Continue reading

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Horrible Holiday Traditions

Moms be all, “Dinner is at one. Bring ten pounds of candied yams.” In other Great News, “For Secret Santa this year, you need to buy an obligatory $10 gift for your cousin Blarg.” Meaningless gift exchanges are the worst, am I right? … Continue reading

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The Garage: A Rant

The first time we saw our house, we couldn’t actually see the garage. It was jam-packed full. I have a dad who kept his garage as tidy and organized as the house, even going so far as to park the … Continue reading

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