Tag Archives: rant

Make Prattle and Roll

Posted on March 15, 2019 by joey

Me this week: “ain’t nothin gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, oh no! oh no! what is happening? ain’t nothin gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, oh no!” Lather, rinse, repeat. All. Week. Long. … Continue reading →

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It’s a Bit of a Pant Rant

Posted on July 26, 2018 by joey

So, I have these pants. They’re Dockers and denim, but they’re dark and cut like slacks. I call them dressy jeans. I do that. I have jeans like this: dressy jeans – as above, and another pair, longer, for heels … Continue reading →

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But No: A Rant

Posted on February 2, 2018 by joey

Y’all ever wrong? Ever make mistakes? Are you the kind of person who refuses to admit error, or are you like me, all, “Oh you’re right, my apologies!” I don’t talk shit when I’m not sure. On the daily, I … Continue reading →

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JusJoJanSoCSType

Posted on January 27, 2018 by joey

Movement… Initially, I thought about tossing and turning. I have to be just so when I sleep, and I flounder around the bed somethin fierce. The Mister patiently awaits the ritual’s end, bless him. I also thought about walking, which … Continue reading →

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But I Don’t Want to Call!

Posted on August 28, 2017 by joey

One of the things I hate to do is make phone calls. Seriously. I do occasionally enjoy chatting to friends and family, and I never mind being paid to make business calls, but in my own life, I dread calling … Continue reading →

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#ThursdayDoors — It Rants and It Shows You Sheds

Posted on May 25, 2017 by joey

Gentle Reader, Feel free to skip the words. Regular Reader, Lean in. I’ve been gettin out quite a bit lately. Wearin shoes and bras all the goddamn time. I’ve been runnin around like a headless chicken. Lakka-lakka-lakka, Drew would say. … Continue reading →

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When I Finally Could Even

Posted on October 25, 2016 by joey

Okay, so fuck those motherfuckers, today I rant. This rant could take all day. I have hours. I’M WITH HER. She’s a choice I’m proud to make, because she is competent and qualified and I feel she represents my interests. … Continue reading →

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Kitchen Crimes and Trash Talk

Posted on September 9, 2016 by joey

Once this tweet was posted, a follower felt the need to tell me about how his mother taught her sons to cook and clean and how men should do this and children should do that and yadda yadda — three whole @s he … Continue reading →

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SoCS — You’re

Posted on August 27, 2016 by joey

Like I can resist. You’re is you are. YOU ARE WELCOME. It’s not your welcome. All that welcome are not belong to you. I mean, I suppose it could, if someone gave it to you. People are always trying to give me some … Continue reading →

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An Early Departure from a Late Meeting

Posted on August 23, 2016 by joey

There was a parent meeting at 8pm. Why so late? Because it was after the thing where they have parents run a shortened version of their kids’ schedules. Personally, I’m never interested in doing that. For one thing, thirty years … Continue reading →

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