Author Archives: joey

About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl

#ThursdayDoors — Chipping Greens

No handle, no welcome. Unless maybe they like the look of you through the makeshift peephole?   All handles, all welcome. The handles on the right of each set are shiny. Why? #ThursdayDoors is part of an inspired post series … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Simon Says

My nephew Simon said, “Whatever baseball’s Super Bowl is.” I know it’s The World Series, but I favor his apathy on the topic. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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Burst Bubbles

When I saw one of the photo prompts for September was bubbles, I thought, well that’s nice, i have bubble potion, i shall blow bubbles and photograph bubbles. Isn’t that a lovely thought? Having a date with bubbles? In my … Continue reading

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She Left Me No Option

I had a sorta bad feelin, kinda like I’d forgotten somethin. Probably just some anxiety, so I did that checklist thing: phone, keys, children with husband — All good. I turned the corner by the cat food and there she … Continue reading

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SoCS — Well

Well I’m not qualified to discuss wellness or well water. I did think I wanted to join the Peace Corps when I was young. Go dig a well, teach the children, grow food — but just like anthropology, I found … Continue reading

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Tales of Whoa

The other day, The Mister came into the living room, set his morning coffee down, and yanked out the cushions on his sofa. In a deep, gruff voice, I said, “I am man. I wake up and immediately destroy things!” … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — They Speak

“I am a door, but only in the event of an emergency.” “Remember when I was a door?” “Nope, but maybe this gal does, cause she may have been a window once.” “I’m just a gate, don’t ask me.” #ThursdayDoors … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sing Your Truth

Choral Director: This piece is from Ghana. Roughly translated, it’s “Sorry I made you fall down.” Me: Sounds like a song Moo would sing. And then Moo sang the song.   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Repose

It may be possible I don’t have anything to bitch about on this particular Tuesday. I’ve got some generally whiny complaints, like I didn’t sleep well, Cup (O’) Noodles takes too long to cool, society is disintegrating right before our … Continue reading

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The Woman On The Bed

What did I do on the first day of fall break? I got up at 5:30am and drove the kid to the thing. Then I hosted LindaGHill’s Saturday Stream of Consciousness. Then I picked the kid up and grabbed some … Continue reading

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