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About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl

SoCS — Fall Flowers? Flour?

Not a good day to post about either, I’m afraid. Happy Autumn from Indy! I’ve not been out in my yard a lot, haven’t even looked at the mums, but it’s always a good idea to plant more mums, no … Continue reading

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Eat, Drink, Don’t Be Wary

Lunch is a weird word. We were all in the conference room, having the work lunch… Oh, let me tell you about my lunch quick! I wanted fries, so I ordered the Molly Melt. It read, as follows, “caramelized onions, … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — The Laziest Ever

Okay, so I’m a bit door poor, and worse, I’ve not got time to sort, upload, and edit what I do have. Annnd, I’ve spent time out of doors, which is beautiful and good for me, but not great for … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — I Used to Care, a lil

Driving to pick up kids from the high school football game, we saw fireworks pop up on the horizon. The Mister said, “Ooh, someone scored a touchdown.” And I said, “Unless it’s Troy Aikman, I prolly don’t care.” Besides, my … Continue reading

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SoCS Post

I was gonna get up this morning, early, 7, and I was gonna take Sassy to the first thing and drive through the car wash. Truthfully, I don’t know when the car wash opens, or like, if at 7:30 there’s … Continue reading

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Multilingual Text With the Fam

BaldJake: We all have our moments. Sassers: I have too many. Moo: Moi aussi. Sassers: Haha. What? Moo: I used the French. BaldJake: Tres bien. Joey: *blows kisses* Sassers: Three good? BaldJake: Very good. Joey: Oui, Moo, Sassy parle pas … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — Sunny Day Doors

See, what happened was, I hadda go out for a pastrami sammich and a slice of cheesecake and a quart of matza ball soup and the sky was nice and there were doors. There’s this one, from when I thought … Continue reading

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The View

I saw this at the fair: I was all, “Ooh! I wanna! Y’all wanna?” Yes, me and my girls, doin the thing! We bought our tickets early and decided we’d go as a sorta last hurrah before we left. Nifty! … Continue reading

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Nine-Ten-Eighteen

Happy Monday? This was an odd weekend. It rained all weekend. It rained and it rained and it rained. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and grinned accordingly. The Mister “had had enough of this shit” pretty much immediately and Sassy suffered … Continue reading

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Fridayitis

I had the Fridayitis today, y’all. For the last two weeks, I did my best to make up my sick days. We had a holiday. You know that’s a whole day nothin got done, right? My boss Tuesday night: Why … Continue reading

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