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One-Liner Wednesday — Maybe, but Gravy, Baby!

“I think I’ll stay home tomorrow, bake chicken pot pies. You can take my car if you want.” “I take it your car needs gas.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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SoCS — Guess What?

Chicken butt. Chicken butt not featured: Turkey sold separately. I made my annual trip to the Indiana State Fair and somehow neglected to get any chicken butt shots. Oh well, whaddya gonna do? Guess what? Ever since SOME EARLY BIRD … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Abrupt Levity

The Mister and I were snuggled up sweetly, contemplating the horrors of Joel and Julia’s divorce¹ when I said, “I can’t imagine being divorced. I can imagine you dead, cause I’ve done that so many times², and — ” His … Continue reading

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Biscuits n’ Brine Gravy

I don’t always make biscuits n’ gravy — Let’s face it, this is bad for you food — but when I do make biscuits n’ gravy, it’s a labor of love.   I make excellent biscuits and gravy. Gravy may … Continue reading

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Double Standards

“Wanna go to bed early?” The Mister asked me. I looked at the clock and said, “Sure, but not THIS early.” PSHAW! His eyes hardened. I rolled my eyes, shifted my voice up a few octaves and faked a smile. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down. I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Interruption — SoCS

The Mister and I haven’t seen our children since we kissed them goodbye before school yesterday morning. There have been no interruptions. I know someone out there is reading this and asking WHY are you blogging when you have time … Continue reading

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Unapologetically Married

A-Z through April — U On Friday night, when I was catchin up with my friend, we spoke of the marriage. He and his wife have been married about seven years now, and he said to me, it’s like so … Continue reading

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Joey’s Dowwwn

A-Z through April — J This ain’t no one-liner. I had a one-liner planned, but then, life happened. I had too much fun over the weekend. Too much fresh air and sunshine, too many smiles, and now I have to … Continue reading

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In Which The Mister Buys a Chainsaw

A-Z through April — I If you’ve been reading me for a VERY long time, you may remember I wrote a post about how I wanted a chainsaw. The Mister didn’t think that was a good idea, on accounta how I’m … Continue reading

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