Tag Archives: The Mister

One-Liner Wednesday — Maybe, but Gravy, Baby!

Posted on August 16, 2017 by

“I think I’ll stay home tomorrow, bake chicken pot pies. You can take my car if you want.” “I take it your car needs gas.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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SoCS — Guess What?

Posted on August 12, 2017 by

Chicken butt. Chicken butt not featured: Turkey sold separately. I made my annual trip to the Indiana State Fair and somehow neglected to get any chicken butt shots. Oh well, whaddya gonna do? Guess what? Ever since SOME EARLY BIRD … Continue reading →

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Text With The Fam During Study Hall

Posted on August 11, 2017 by

  Sassers: When you listen to Carmen and you’re like, “Jeez I don’t know if I can do thiiiiis!” Joey: Psh! You ALWAYS say that and you ALWAYS learn the fings. Sassers: I knooow, but like, it’s one of the … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Abrupt Levity

Posted on August 9, 2017 by

The Mister and I were snuggled up sweetly, contemplating the horrors of Joel and Julia’s divorce¹ when I said, “I can’t imagine being divorced. I can imagine you dead, cause I’ve done that so many times², and — ” His … Continue reading →

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Harrowing Narrowing Peril

Posted on August 7, 2017 by

A while back we went to the second of three reunions my husband’s family holds each year. Before we left, The Mister talked to me about directions and I was all, “Mmmhm, okay,” because I don’t know the ways. I … Continue reading →

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Write Right Now

Posted on August 1, 2017 by

I’ve probably written ten blogs in the last two weeks, just I didn’t post them. I probably will. When I’m emotionally vulnerable, I like to write, then process, then edit accordingly, then post. Otherwise, I’m a pantser, I just sit … Continue reading →

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Brouhaha

Posted on July 28, 2017 by

Months ago the pause n’ pour feature on our coffee maker stopped working. I find this extremely annoying and oh, so messy! I’m up, I want coffee immediately. During the school year, we can just set the timer, but I … Continue reading →

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Not the Show

Posted on July 21, 2017 by

“Is there anything on at the movies?” *Moo Googles* “Cars 3.” “Really! Are people still doin that?” “Legend of the whatever.” “Legend of the whatever?” *everyone laughs* “King Arthur, Legend of the Sword.” “The sword? They don’t even know its … Continue reading →

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I Am Not a Weeble

Posted on July 7, 2017 by

Kinda wanted a cocktail with my linner. “Maybe I should wait til I get some food in there,” I said. The Mister encouraged me to cocktail, as he often does, cause who doesn’t prefer a more relaxed Joey? He likes … Continue reading →

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Fourth of July is My FAVORITE

Posted on July 5, 2017 by

I love Fourth of July. Fourth of July is my favorite holiday. I love how there’s no obligation, no shopping, and no religion. Nobody argues about Independence Day, all just unite in being American. Often while decked-out in cheesy red, … Continue reading →

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