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One-Liner Wednesday — I Used to Care, a lil

Driving to pick up kids from the high school football game, we saw fireworks pop up on the horizon. The Mister said, “Ooh, someone scored a touchdown.” And I said, “Unless it’s Troy Aikman, I prolly don’t care.” Besides, my … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl. “You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Smells Like Teen Clutter

“Why is your perfume always anywhere but your room?” “Yo no sé.” “You need to sé.”     One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill 

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One-Liner Wednesday — At Least It Wasn’t Tuesday

The Mister and I have a mutual hatred of Tuesdays. He shared his mindset with me and now I share it with all of you. “Monday, Part Deux:  The Suck Continues.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

I asked Moo, “Did Daddy bring home the good milk?” She said, “It’s not organic, but it’s vitamin D and homogenocide.” Well, ya don’t hear that every day!   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.” “What is it?” “S-A-U-V-A-G-E.” “Sauvage.” “Yeah.” “What do you misread it as?” “Sausage.” (Now you must all … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — He’s Really Not a Vampire

“You should trim your nails while we’re sittin here. Lookin a bit Lestat these days.” Then I thought for a moment and added, “Hey, Baby? You may BE Lestat.” “How so?” “You have long, beautiful nails, you’re arrogant, and you … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Not Possible, Kiddo

This is a fairly accurate representation of Moo and The Mister. So you can imagine why Sassy and I burst into laughter when Moo said, “I can’t find my black belt! I hope Daddy’s got a black belt I can … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Boapillar

“I found the warmest, most colorful scarf the other day.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Use the Sleep

As we all headed to bed, Sassy commented on the weight of being the youngest cellist, “I’ve never been so judgely harshed.” “Judgely harshed?” I laughed. “YES! You guys, I need to use the sleep!” We agreed. She did need to … Continue reading

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