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One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.” “What is it?” “S-A-U-V-A-G-E.” “Sauvage.” “Yeah.” “What do you misread it as?” “Sausage.” (Now you must all … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — He’s Really Not a Vampire

“You should trim your nails while we’re sittin here. Lookin a bit Lestat these days.” Then I thought for a moment and added, “Hey, Baby? You may BE Lestat.” “How so?” “You have long, beautiful nails, you’re arrogant, and you … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Not Possible, Kiddo

This is a fairly accurate representation of Moo and The Mister. So you can imagine why Sassy and I burst into laughter when Moo said, “I can’t find my black belt! I hope Daddy’s got a black belt I can … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Boapillar

“I found the warmest, most colorful scarf the other day.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Use the Sleep

As we all headed to bed,¬†Sassy commented on the weight of being the youngest cellist, “I’ve never been so judgely harshed.” “Judgely harshed?” I laughed. “YES! You guys, I need to use the sleep!” We agreed. She did need to … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Simon Says

My nephew Simon said, “Whatever baseball’s Super Bowl is.” I know it’s The World Series, but I favor his apathy on the topic. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Pulp Princess

Sassy somehow confused Pulp Fiction with The Princess Bride. I know! She caught herself, but y’all know I had to ask,¬†“Remember when the Rodents Of Unusual Size snorted all that heroin thinkin it was cocaine?” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sunscreen

A tan fella pointed to The Mister’s legs and told me, “You need to take him outside.” I said, “Dude, no. We’re white people. We’re supposed to be this color.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — OMG MOO LOLZ

Picked Moo up from afters the other day. Soon as she got in the car, she said, “I’m glad I’m not doin cheer anymore.” “Yeah? Why? What’re they doin?” “Going to a football game!” I cackled. I laughed so hard, … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon

  “GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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