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One-Liner Wednesday — Simon Says

My nephew Simon said, “Whatever baseball’s Super Bowl is.” I know it’s The World Series, but I favor his apathy on the topic. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Pulp Princess

Sassy somehow confused Pulp Fiction with The Princess Bride. I know! She caught herself, but y’all know I had to ask, “Remember when the Rodents Of Unusual Size snorted all that heroin thinkin it was cocaine?” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sunscreen

A tan fella pointed to The Mister’s legs and told me, “You need to take him outside.” I said, “Dude, no. We’re white people. We’re supposed to be this color.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — OMG MOO LOLZ

Picked Moo up from afters the other day. Soon as she got in the car, she said, “I’m glad I’m not doin cheer anymore.” “Yeah? Why? What’re they doin?” “Going to a football game!” I cackled. I laughed so hard, … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Watermelon

  “GOD IS THE BEST COOK!” I yell to no one as I stand at the counter, shoving forkfuls of watermelon into my mouth. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Maybe, but Gravy, Baby!

“I think I’ll stay home tomorrow, bake chicken pot pies. You can take my car if you want.” “I take it your car needs gas.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Abrupt Levity

The Mister and I were snuggled up sweetly, contemplating the horrors of Joel and Julia’s divorce¹ when I said, “I can’t imagine being divorced. I can imagine you dead, cause I’ve done that so many times², and — ” His … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Variations on a List

I wish my grocery list was a one-liner. Even a one-columner. I can remember when my grocery list was like: pears coke cat food yogurt In fact, I found such a list on a post-it in my fancy raincoat about … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading

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