Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Maybe, but Gravy, Baby!

“I think I’ll stay home tomorrow, bake chicken pot pies. You can take my car if you want.” “I take it your car needs gas.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Abrupt Levity

The Mister and I were snuggled up sweetly, contemplating the horrors of Joel and Julia’s divorce¹ when I said, “I can’t imagine being divorced. I can imagine you dead, cause I’ve done that so many times², and — ” His … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Variations on a List

I wish my grocery list was a one-liner. Even a one-columner. I can remember when my grocery list was like: pears coke cat food yogurt In fact, I found such a list on a post-it in my fancy raincoat about … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — He Could Eat a Whole Box of Sleepy Cows

“Moo’s asleep,” I said as I returned to the living room. The Mister asked me, “Are there any more of those sleepy cows?” I raised my eyebrows and considered all the sleepy cows I know. I almost told him Cowy was … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Sister Sistant

At the ripe ol age of six, Moo explained, “No, Mama, I don’t want Sassy to be my maid, I just want her to do everything for me. Like a sistent.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Rude Awakening or Morning Prayer?

In my sleep, I sat up, grabbed The Mister’s morning glory and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD!” then lay back down. I have no memory of it, but it does sound like me. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Caller Crimes

  The caller described the clerk to me as “A dishy middle-aged woman.” He added, “Blonde, petite, killer body, thirtyish.” THIRTYISH?!? One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Drivin The Mister

The Mister braced himself for the speed of my driving, how he does. “Whatever. I’m an excellent driver,” I said. “Okay, Rainman,” The Mister retorted. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Elmo Pee

  When Sissy was wee and learning the alphabet song, it was — sing it with her now — “A B C D E F G, H I J K ELMO PEE, Q R S, T U V, W X, … Continue reading

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