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One-Liner Wednesday — Elmo Pee

  When Sissy was wee and learning the alphabet song, it was — sing it with her now — “A B C D E F G, H I J K ELMO PEE, Q R S, T U V, W X, … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Did You?

A-Z Challenge D   After Little League practice, the coach asked the team, “Did you learn anything new here today?” Little Guy Gus, age 6, raised his hand and said, “Yes. I learned that I am the slowest one here.” … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — STEM Prep

Moo made her daddy a sammich last week. She did it with love and care. She told him, “I even deleted the seeds from your tomatoes.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Zoo

“How can you not want to go to South Africa? The pictures are incredible! It’s so beautiful! They have giraffes and penguins in the same place!” “So do we,” The Mister retorted. “I DON’T MEAN THE ZOO!”   One-Liner Wednesday … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Mixin Up Kisses

When I drop the kids off at school, I say, “Kiss my face!”   When The Mister drops the kids off at school, he says, “Pay the toll!” Or, what one morning, Moo referred to as, “Kiss the Troll!” One-Liner … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — And a shelly is a baby what?

My given name is hard for the multitudes to pronounce, and my last name is hopeless, so when I must give a name for an order, I say, “Joey.” No, Jo is not acceptable. I will not respond to Jo. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — The Hot Box

Moo said, “I couldn’t hear you calling because I was next to the hot box.” Now we all call it the hot box. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill  

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One-Liner Wednesday — Military Mental Health Screenings

    “You’re crazy,” I told The Mister. “No I’m not, I’ve been tested,” he quipped. “No you haven’t,” I corrected him, “They asked if you wanted to harm yourself or others AND YOU LIED.” He laughed and laughed, and … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Hehe! Thank you!

Excited to find the mailman late to collect from the post box,¬†delighted to stay in my car when it was nine degrees, I rolled my window down and asked him,¬†“Can you take this, too?” He smiled, “Ma’am, this is The … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Footbollocks

Me to Sassy: I love football. I wish football was on all day, every day, just like Will & Grace marathons. Sassy nodded and smiled. Moo: I hope you’re sarcasming, because I’ve had enough of football! Just Jot It January … Continue reading

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