Tag Archives: One-Liner Wednesday

One-Liner Wednesday — Purest Love

Posted on April 3, 2019 by joey

Cletus the Dog Kitten and The Mister — Pure Love! One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — I Used to Care, a lil

Posted on September 19, 2018 by joey

Driving to pick up kids from the high school football game, we saw fireworks pop up on the horizon. The Mister said, “Ooh, someone scored a touchdown.” And I said, “Unless it’s Troy Aikman, I prolly don’t care.” Besides, my … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

Posted on August 8, 2018 by joey

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl. “You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Smells Like Teen Clutter

Posted on August 1, 2018 by joey

“Why is your perfume always anywhere but your room?” “Yo no sé.” “You need to sé.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — At Least It Wasn’t Tuesday

Posted on July 25, 2018 by joey

The Mister and I have a mutual hatred of Tuesdays. He shared his mindset with me and now I share it with all of you. “Monday, Part Deux: The Suck Continues.” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

Posted on May 30, 2018 by joey

I asked Moo, “Did Daddy bring home the good milk?” She said, “It’s not organic, but it’s vitamin D and homogenocide.” Well, ya don’t hear that every day! One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Posted on March 28, 2018 by joey

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.” “What is it?” “S-A-U-V-A-G-E.” “Sauvage.” “Yeah.” “What do you misread it as?” “Sausage.” (Now you must all … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — He’s Really Not a Vampire

Posted on January 3, 2018 by joey

“You should trim your nails while we’re sittin here. Lookin a bit Lestat these days.” Then I thought for a moment and added, “Hey, Baby? You may BE Lestat.” “How so?” “You have long, beautiful nails, you’re arrogant, and you … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Not Possible, Kiddo

Posted on November 15, 2017 by joey

This is a fairly accurate representation of Moo and The Mister. So you can imagine why Sassy and I burst into laughter when Moo said, “I can’t find my black belt! I hope Daddy’s got a black belt I can … Continue reading →