Tag Archives: Bubba

One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Posted on March 28, 2018 by

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.” “What is it?” “S-A-U-V-A-G-E.” “Sauvage.” “Yeah.” “What do you misread it as?” “Sausage.” (Now you must all … Continue reading →

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Obvs and Wins

Posted on March 16, 2018 by

If you’d been stalking me throughout this week, you’da been massively entertained. I was nearly massively entertained myself, cept I kept yawning. Every morning this week has been me sitting in bed staring at the trees, my sleep center all, … Continue reading →

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Hand me that …

Posted on November 6, 2017 by

… acrylic-covered aluminum-coated polycarbonate tune plate, will ya?   Sittin with the young people, that Millennial crowd, chattin, cuttin up, watchin music videos.   When they got here I’d had the YouTube on. You can tell I’m not a Millennial, … Continue reading →

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Grin And Blur It

Posted on November 3, 2017 by

I honestly have no idea what’s gotten into this week, but it’s askew. And blurry. Me: I think I’ll … This Week: Actually, you’ll … Me: Okay, but then … This Week: No. No, of course it’s not me. I’m … Continue reading →

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Invocation of The Daddy

Posted on October 20, 2017 by

No one who knows me would ever say I’m easy on my kids. No one. Yet, they behave better for their father. Do I treat them like Marines or royal subjects? No. I’m a bitch, but they are my children … Continue reading →

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Clean Your Room

Posted on September 19, 2017 by

After reading Erika’s post over at Dorky Mom Doodles, I almost commented in 700 words, but then I realized, I could reply in my very own blog and hold all my readers hostage instead. Four kids. Three of my kids … Continue reading →

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Food & Flora for Friday

Posted on August 18, 2017 by

I’m sitting here shoving blueberries into my face, because I’ve waited too long to eat. I got obsessed with the idea of pho today.   I kept thinkin the boy one would get here and he would totally wanna go … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Object Lessons

Posted on July 15, 2017 by

Linda’s prompt was to use the title of the book we’re currently reading to inspire our post. I was glad she didn’t ask for a review or anything, cause I’m only on the fourth chapter. This prompt gave me deja … Continue reading →

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Happy Friday Everyone?

Posted on July 14, 2017 by

I did not have a good day. I had NOT a good time in traffic, NOT a good time at work, NOT a good time in the stirrups. This day got my blood pressure up to 130/80 and gave me … Continue reading →

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You Waited: Weird Week’s Longest Post

Posted on June 30, 2017 by

My apologies, but this week’s funnies are completely ineligible for blogland. More than half of them were just plain mean. Oh, the gossip stories I could tell you over mojitos on the porch, but not here. *shakes head subtly* The … Continue reading →

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