Tag Archives: writing

Notes on Fictional Business

Posted on February 21, 2017 by joey

Do y’all have notes at work? This is a thing. Like when you call the cable company, and you’re all, “My upstairs DVR doesn’t record channel 5,” and the guy says “Mrs. Mottern, we apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you … Continue reading →

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SoCS — Novel Writing

Posted on November 5, 2016 by joey

I’ve done National Novel Writing Month twice and won, but still haven’t finished a novel. Since I seemed to be on a rotation for every other year, this should be an on-NaNo year, but it’s not. It’s just not. Right now, … Continue reading →

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SoCS — You’re

Posted on August 27, 2016 by joey

Like I can resist. You’re is you are. YOU ARE WELCOME. It’s not your welcome. All that welcome are not belong to you. I mean, I suppose it could, if someone gave it to you. People are always trying to give me some … Continue reading →

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Waiting for Maturity to Strike

Posted on February 16, 2016 by joey

Writing online is really helping me learn to take criticism. And by take criticism, I mean I’m getting much better at using the pain of criticism to make a witty comeback while thinking suck a dick instead of crying unabashedly. Instead of … Continue reading →

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Word Writin, Mood Swingin Freak

Posted on June 8, 2015 by joey

The great thing about NaNoWriMo is that you just write and write and write, damn the structure, just keep writing. The terrible thing about NaNoWriMo is that you just write and write and write, damn the structure, just keep writing. Free-writing … Continue reading →

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I AM The Rock and Paper Beats Rock

Posted on November 17, 2014 by joey

While NaNo-ing my fucking brains out, I’ve come to several conclusions, which I will now word vomit all up in this mofo, in no particular order, like I can even think coherently and shit. People speak in fragments. Fragments are … Continue reading →

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Shine On, You Crazy Diamond

Posted on February 28, 2013 by joey

Nominated for a blog award.  Ooh! Ah! Very exciting stuff. (For me — probably not for you.) Matt Roberts over at Beefy’s House O’ Fun has given me this Shine On Award: Isn’t it a pretty little picture? I just love … Continue reading →

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