Tag Archives: Sassy

Tales of Whoa

The other day, The Mister came into the living room, set his morning coffee down, and yanked out the cushions on his sofa. In a deep, gruff voice, I said, “I am man. I wake up and immediately destroy things!” … Continue reading

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Automom and Mr Busyness A. Gogo

“…And the skies will be cloudy all day…” Alternative song lyrics for those of us who enjoy the cooler, grayer days. I don’t know why October thinks it needs to be so warm, but I’m glad for the gray. Fall … Continue reading

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SoCS — Do Dew Due

  That’s what I got for the prompt. Pretty much all I know of the song is de do do do and da da da and “their logic ties me up and wrecks me” cause OMG SAME, but I dig … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Pulp Princess

Sassy somehow confused Pulp Fiction with The Princess Bride. I know! She caught herself, but y’all know I had to ask, “Remember when the Rodents Of Unusual Size snorted all that heroin thinkin it was cocaine?” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to … Continue reading

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#ThursdayDoors — Fiesta

Oh, I know, you think these are gonna be some fab photos of brightly-colored doors and happy Spanish-speaking people partying, but I need to quash that hope right now. No. There were gobs of happy Spanish-speaking people, and me trying … Continue reading

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Clean Your Room

After reading Erika’s post over at Dorky Mom Doodles, I almost commented in 700 words, but then I realized, I could reply in my very own blog and hold all my readers hostage instead. Four kids. Three of my kids … Continue reading

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Sugar Assault

“Ooh, In the name of love…”   We went to the frickin grocery store on Friday. We did. We took Sassy to the football game and then we went to the Fresh Thyme and they don’t carry vegetable oil, because … Continue reading

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SoCS — Guess What?

Chicken butt. Chicken butt not featured: Turkey sold separately. I made my annual trip to the Indiana State Fair and somehow neglected to get any chicken butt shots. Oh well, whaddya gonna do? Guess what? Ever since SOME EARLY BIRD … Continue reading

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Text With The Fam During Study Hall

  Sassers: When you listen to Carmen and you’re like, “Jeez I don’t know if I can do thiiiiis!” Joey: Psh! You ALWAYS say that and you ALWAYS learn the fings. Sassers: I knooow, but like, it’s one of the … Continue reading

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Harrowing Narrowing Peril

A while back we went to the second of three reunions my husband’s family holds each year. Before we left, The Mister talked to me about directions and I was all, “Mmmhm, okay,” because I don’t know the ways. I … Continue reading

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