Tag Archives: Sassy

Do Not Adjust Your Speed

I work again now. That’s why I’m so sporadic here. Or everywhere, whatever. I’m not gonna blog about my job, but I’ll tell you it’s the same job I had before, not that that’s helpful, since I never wrote about … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Not Possible, Kiddo

This is a fairly accurate representation of Moo and The Mister. So you can imagine why Sassy and I burst into laughter when Moo said, “I can’t find my black belt! I hope Daddy’s got a black belt I can … Continue reading

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Skunkapalooza, He Said

Yesterday morning I made two trips to two schools. I didn’t smell anything but my delicious coffee and the girls’ freshly-groomed scents. Later though, I went downtown. I didn’t smell anything unusual until I got back in my car. I … Continue reading

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Grin And Blur It

I honestly have no idea what’s gotten into this week, but it’s askew. And blurry. Me: I think I’ll … This Week: Actually, you’ll … Me: Okay, but then … This Week: No. No, of course it’s not me. I’m … Continue reading

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SoCS — In Which I Don’t Remember Which

Which, witch and what now? *looks at the prompt again* Wich. Well I didn’t even know that was a word. Thanks, Linda. I’ve learned three new words today, which makes me happy, although I am already happy because I am … Continue reading

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Yawning Friday

Oof, this has been a long, long week! Five o’clock mornings got me strung-out like taffy. Such a blur, I’m glad I took pictures. Lotta fun stuff this week. The Mister hadda bust out some channel locks to get Moo’s … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Use the Sleep

As we all headed to bed,┬áSassy commented on the weight of being the youngest cellist, “I’ve never been so judgely harshed.” “Judgely harshed?” I laughed. “YES! You guys, I need to use the sleep!” We agreed. She did need to … Continue reading

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Highlights

As I mentioned, I went to schools six times yesterday. The Mister did the last of it, saving me one round-trip. Woot! I got Sadie’s pill and met a whole new dog at the vet. I dunno what kinda dog … Continue reading

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Invocation of The Daddy

No one who knows me would ever say I’m easy on my kids. No one. Yet, they behave better for their father. Do I treat them like Marines or royal subjects? No. I’m a bitch, but they are my children … Continue reading

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Tales of Whoa

The other day, The Mister came into the living room, set his morning coffee down, and yanked out the cushions on his sofa. In a deep, gruff voice, I said, “I am man. I wake up and immediately destroy things!” … Continue reading

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