Tag Archives: Sassy

SoCS — Guess What?

Chicken butt. Chicken butt not featured: Turkey sold separately. I made my annual trip to the Indiana State Fair and somehow neglected to get any chicken butt shots. Oh well, whaddya gonna do? Guess what? Ever since SOME EARLY BIRD … Continue reading

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Text With The Fam During Study Hall

  Sassers: When you listen to Carmen and you’re like, “Jeez I don’t know if I can do thiiiiis!” Joey: Psh! You ALWAYS say that and you ALWAYS learn the fings. Sassers: I knooow, but like, it’s one of the … Continue reading

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Harrowing Narrowing Peril

A while back we went to the second of three reunions my husband’s family holds each year. Before we left, The Mister talked to me about directions and I was all, “Mmmhm, okay,” because I don’t know the ways. I … Continue reading

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Not the Show

“Is there anything on at the movies?” *Moo Googles* “Cars 3.” “Really! Are people still doin that?” “Legend of the whatever.” “Legend of the whatever?” *everyone laughs* “King Arthur, Legend of the Sword.” “The sword? They don’t even know its … Continue reading

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I Am Not a Weeble

Kinda wanted a cocktail with my linner. “Maybe I should wait til I get some food in there,” I said. The Mister encouraged me to cocktail, as he often does, cause who doesn’t prefer a more relaxed Joey? He likes … Continue reading

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You Waited: Weird Week’s Longest Post

My apologies, but this week’s funnies are completely ineligible for blogland. More than half of them were just plain mean. Oh, the gossip stories I could tell you over mojitos on the porch, but not here. *shakes head subtly* The … Continue reading

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Sunday Evening News

Where to begin… At the beginning? Who can determine a beginning? Everything always leads back to something else. Sassy’s four friends were here for what must have been weeks, but it probably only seems that way because the sun’s up … Continue reading

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Plant People

Today’s high is only 77°F (25°C). In fact, it looks like the seventies are stayin on a while. The way most people are happy about warm winter days, I’m always happy for cold fronts in summer, cause a bitch can … Continue reading

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SoCS — Sign(s)

I got the song stuck in my head, ya know, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply…” I am a long-haired freaky person and I already have a job, so that’s cool, whatever, but you shouldn’t be like that, man. I … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — My Ghoul

  Sassy said, “Yeah, yeah, boys think they’re so great cause they have big muscles, blah blah blah, but who cares? They have small brains!” One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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