One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

Walking into the mall with Bubba, he says, “Every time I see a sign for that cologne with Johnny Depp, I misread it.”
“What is it?”
“S-A-U-V-A-G-E.”
“Sauvage.”
“Yeah.”
“What do you misread it as?”
“Sausage.”

(Now you must all pronounce sausage Frenchly.)

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49 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Savage Sausage

  1. JoAnna says:

    You can imagine where the vegetarian in me wants to go with this.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Benson says:

    That seems appropriate. Why do celebrities want a scent named after them? They probably don’t even wear it themselves. Depp looks like an Aqua Velva kinda guy.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. April says:

    Hi again! Sausage, too funny!

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Ally Bean says:

    I can barely pronounce English words correctly, and now you want me to speak Frenchly? If only I could.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. John Holton says:

    I can barely speak proper English (I use the variant endemic to the south side of Chicago), so French is way out there for me….

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Carrie Rubin says:

    Maybe Depp should do some Jimmy Dean ads next!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Dan Antion says:

    I think there’s a bigger market for sausage. I’d certainly rather sniff out a place selling saudsage grinders than a guy wearing cologne.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. JT Twissel says:

    Lol. I bet Depp does smell like sausage.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. pluviolover says:

    Ok, so now they sell cologne for men that smells like sausage. I presume it is not Italian and is rather lean. This is funny.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Huh, I would have thought he smelled of rum.

    Liked by 2 people

  11. J-Dub says:

    Classic! Such a bright kiddo you got there πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  12. bikerchick57 says:

    I’m hungry for des Ε“ufs and saucisse. I’ll pass on the cologne. πŸ™‚

    Liked by 2 people

  13. loisajay says:

    Johnny used to be my guy. Then he got weird. Weirder.

    Liked by 2 people

  14. I also see “sausage” in those ads after a cursory glance.

    Liked by 2 people

  15. prior.. says:

    sausage it is – hahhah

    and we were just talking about the way the mind makes connections and how compnay names, blog names, and other things should consider how it “looks” at a glance.
    Like I had this site (way back in like 2005 or 06) as:
    ten thousand charms….
    silly – but I loved this song that had that line…
    well everyone called it
    tent house charms

    and it led to this:

    “Hey Tent House”

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Frenchly, I always find funny these French names for perfumes and other ‘sophisticated’ products.
    But I want you to know that I have a hard time to say a few American words. Hamburger being only one of them. Frenchly!

    Liked by 2 people

  17. bitchen2rant says:

    this is a cool one too, i like the pictures you use, your a good little writer , 🐞

    Like

  18. Anxious Mom says:

    I saw that cologne advertised the other day. About walked into the cosmetics counter while ogling the ad thingy. Didn’t pick up on the name, though πŸ˜‰

    Liked by 1 person

  19. Amy says:

    I can easily see how your eye could change that letter. Not sure sausage cologne would be appealing though. lol.

    Liked by 1 person

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