Short and Sweet

These little interview thingies have circulated for a long time, but they resurfaced a few weeks ago on my Facebook. They’re pretty fun. You should totally interview people and have a few laughs! The key is to not look for a right answer, but to take in someone else’s perspective.

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My interview with The Mister, June 11, 2015:

1. What is something your wife always says to you?
“I don’t wanna nag you, but…”

2. What makes your wife happy?
When I “cook” — take her out for dinner

3. What makes your wife sad?
When she hasta say, “I don’t wanna nag you, but…”

4. How does your wife make you laugh?
She says somethin funny.

5. What was your wife like as a child?
A pain in the ass

6. How old is your wife?
41

7. How tall is your wife?
5’4

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Read

9. What does your wife do when you’re not around?
Whatever the hell she wants

10. If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for?
Writing

11. What is your wife really good at?
Writing, cooking, educating, enlightening

12. What is your wife not very good at?
Mechanical shit

13. What does your wife do for a job?
Everything, every day, all the time

14.What is your wife’s favorite food?
Seafood

15.What makes you proud of your wife?
She never ceases to amaze me

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be?
I don’t know

17. What do you and your wife do together?
We watch our shows

18. How are you and your wife the same?
We are both strong, opinionated people you don’t want to anger.

19. How are you and your wife different?
I am charismatic, outgoing and charming. She is quiet, reserved, and prefers not to be out in public amongst people.

20. How do you know your wife loves you?
Cause she says so

21. What does your wife like most about you?
My integrity

22. Where is your wife’s favorite place to go?
On a car ride, because she was a dog in her previous life.

 

My interview with Moo (then age 5) June 24, 2009:

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Uh, what to do right now

2. What makes mom happy?
Lovins

3. What makes mom sad?
When people be mean at eachother

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
She tickles me

5. What was your mom like as a child?
She was cute like me 

6. How old is your mom?
23

7. How tall is your mom?
She’s not tall

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Play words

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
She bes bored

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
For loving Daddy 

11. What is your mom really good at?
Makin honeydews

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Wii golf

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Laundry

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Honeydew

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
She gives good kisses

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
A star cheerleader

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Have a nap

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We’re the short ones

19. How are you and your mom different?
She has more yip glosses

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
When she gives me her lovins

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
To the commissary

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About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl
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20 Responses to Short and Sweet

  1. Dan Antion says:

    Moo’s interview is precious. Good answer by Mister on what you do.

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  2. This is cute. 🙂

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  3. Hahaha. That was pretty entertaining

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  4. Sammy D. says:

    What fun. i am totally taking this with us next weekend when we head to one if favorite places for a few days. More on that later.

    Moo’s answers are absolutely PRECIOUS!!! (You bes bored) 😀

    Are you home? Are your daylilies nearly bloomed out? If so, go snap off thise greeny bulbs -all of ’em you can find so you get a few more blooms in about 3 weeks 👏

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  5. What brilliant answers, Moo’s are so sweet and honest, and the Misters really made me laugh, especially when asked what you do when he is not around and he says ‘whatever the hell she wants’!’

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  6. Anxious Mom says:

    Your favorite place to go is to the commissary! I’m dying! I’m quizzed my husband earlier, will have to post it on WP as well.

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  7. Benson says:

    What a delightful post. Your Mister sounds like a wise man. He nailed your occupation and had the sense to marry you. Moo’s answers are priceless. Actually your title could equally apply to you and Moo. It seems you are both short and sweet.

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  8. Sherry says:

    adorable….lol..

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  9. Love Moo’s answers, of course.

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  10. markbialczak says:

    You have a smart Mister and great Moo, Joey. This was a lot of fun to read. I know I really like your household. Well, I suspected that already, but this furthers that opinion.

    I’m not going to try it here, though. My dear wife Karen is the introverted one, and my daughter is 25 … And hell, I shine the light on both of them so much already, good sports that they are. 🙂

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  11. Matt Roberts says:

    9. What does your wife do when you’re not around?
    Whatever the hell she wants

    LOL You two are awesome 😀

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  12. April says:

    This sounds like fun. I should do this to see if I’m such a smarty pants that I can predict what my friends/family would say.

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  13. 😀 I mirror writing, sea-food and being a dog. Excellent to see how well he knows his wife.

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