Monthly Archives: June 2015

Officer Opie Gets a Date

As I mentioned in my Whorin Myself Out post, I once got out of a ticket by accepting a date with the officer in question. Yes, I’m aware that’s completely sexist. Yes, I know he was abusing his authority. Yeah, … Continue reading

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The Trauma of Upcoming Fun

Shopping and gathering, done. Phew! Tiny cross body purse so no one can make me carry a goddamn thing So help me God, if The Mister hands me a single receipt, I will imagine shoving it down his throat and I will be ripping … Continue reading

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VACATION!

We haven’t had a vacation since … um… well… 2010. I know! First there were military leave issues and then we hoarded monies to buy our house. Yay House! But we’ve been in our house about two years now, and we’d really … Continue reading

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First Post Challenge

The Fourth Generation Farmgirl, invited me to participate in First Post Challenge. Thank you for thinkin of me, Farmgirl! Here are the rules: Copy-paste, link, pingback, etc. your first post. Identify the post: introduction, story, poem. Explain why it was … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Vacation

My mother said it’s really important to her that I have a great vacation and I told her I really wanna have a great vacation, too, but I have kids. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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I Have Whored Myself Out for Less

“I guess you’re alright with him flirtin with me, since I get us all the good deals?” “Sure.” “I like him, but not like that. I do get all the good deals.” “Yep. Well, how do you feel about it?” … Continue reading

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Silver Linings List

Some nice things happened last week, and it will be hard to top them with this week, but I will try. We finally got a second car, and you should see the looks on people’s faces when told that it’s … Continue reading

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Quotes Part III

I hope you’ve enjoyed my favorite quotes. If not, here’s a cute picture.

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Quotes Part II

I’m still not nominating anyone! Sure the world breeds monsters, but kindness grows just as wild. — Mary Karr Without knowledge, there is only the shadow of death. — Moliere All good things are wild and free. — Thoreau

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Quotes Part I

C.S. Boyack challenged me in that three day quote thingy, and I just want y’all to know that asking me for three favorite quotes for three days is like asking me for three favorite books or three favorite songs or three … Continue reading

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