Monthly Archives: June 2015

Officer Opie Gets a Date

Posted on June 28, 2015 by joey

As I mentioned in my Whorin Myself Out post, I once got out of a ticket by accepting a date with the officer in question. Yes, I’m aware that’s completely sexist. Yes, I know he was abusing his authority. Yeah, … Continue reading →

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The Trauma of Upcoming Fun

Posted on June 27, 2015 by joey

Shopping and gathering, done. Phew! Tiny cross body purse so no one can make me carry a goddamn thing So help me God, if The Mister hands me a single receipt, I will imagine shoving it down his throat and I will be ripping … Continue reading →

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VACATION!

Posted on June 26, 2015 by joey

We haven’t had a vacation since … um… well… 2010. I know! First there were military leave issues and then we hoarded monies to buy our house. Yay House! But we’ve been in our house about two years now, and we’d really … Continue reading →

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First Post Challenge

Posted on June 25, 2015 by joey

The Fourth Generation Farmgirl, invited me to participate in First Post Challenge. Thank you for thinkin of me, Farmgirl! Here are the rules: Copy-paste, link, pingback, etc. your first post. Identify the post: introduction, story, poem. Explain why it was … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — On Vacation

Posted on June 24, 2015 by joey

My mother said it’s really important to her that I have a great vacation and I told her I really wanna have a great vacation, too, but I have kids. One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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I Have Whored Myself Out for Less

Posted on June 23, 2015 by joey

“I guess you’re alright with him flirtin with me, since I get us all the good deals?” “Sure.” “I like him, but not like that. I do get all the good deals.” “Yep. Well, how do you feel about it?” … Continue reading →

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Silver Linings List

Posted on June 22, 2015 by joey

Some nice things happened last week, and it will be hard to top them with this week, but I will try. We finally got a second car, and you should see the looks on people’s faces when told that it’s … Continue reading →

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Quotes Part III

Posted on June 21, 2015 by joey

I hope you’ve enjoyed my favorite quotes. If not, here’s a cute picture.

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Quotes Part II

Posted on June 20, 2015 by joey

I’m still not nominating anyone! Sure the world breeds monsters, but kindness grows just as wild. — Mary Karr Without knowledge, there is only the shadow of death. — Moliere All good things are wild and free. — Thoreau

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Quotes Part I

Posted on June 19, 2015 by joey

C.S. Boyack challenged me in that three day quote thingy, and I just want y’all to know that asking me for three favorite quotes for three days is like asking me for three favorite books or three favorite songs or three … Continue reading →

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