One-Liner Wednesday — A Dog Can Dream

Posted on March 30, 2016 by joey

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“You know how when people know it’s their dog’s last day on earth, they’ll let the dog eat a buncha cheeseburgers and stuff?
On Sadie’s last day, I might let her out to maul the mailman.”

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25 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — A Dog Can Dream

  1. Benson says:
    March 30, 2016 at 10:25 AM

    You probably won’t want to tell the mailman that.

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  2. Dan Antion says:
    March 30, 2016 at 11:30 AM

    Aw, who’s a good girl? Sadie? Is Sadie a good girl? Yes, yes, yes, we know…

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  3. Jewels says:
    March 30, 2016 at 11:35 AM

    Haha! Where the “love it” button? 🙂

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  4. orbthefirst says:
    March 30, 2016 at 12:07 PM

    Good doggie. 😀

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  5. Norm 2.0 says:
    March 30, 2016 at 1:20 PM

    She’s adorable 🙂

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  6. John Holton says:
    March 30, 2016 at 2:24 PM

    What’ll she do, gum his ankle?

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  7. vanbytheriver says:
    March 30, 2016 at 2:47 PM

    Oh, that face ! Reminds me of one I knew and loved. ❤️

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  9. mltrautz@yahoo.com says:
    March 30, 2016 at 3:18 PM

    Oh, I don’t think that is a good idea, you might not like what you get in the mail.

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  10. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    March 30, 2016 at 4:40 PM

    Haha! The best “last meal”ever for a dog! Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

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  11. Deb at The Front Door Project says:
    March 30, 2016 at 8:56 PM

    What a sweet girl!! Well, she looks sweet, anyway 🙂

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  12. reocochran says:
    March 31, 2016 at 11:32 AM

    Sadie just doesn’t strike me as a mail or postal carrier mauler, Joey! She has such sweet eyes! 🙂

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    • joey says:
      March 31, 2016 at 11:42 AM

      Oh she hates the mail carriers. She barks like an army of puppy-eating zombies has come. (We have no set mailman, they’re always on rotation, and I don’t think that helps. I had trained her to love our UPS person in Georgia, but I can’t do that with all these different people.)

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  13. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    March 31, 2016 at 3:43 PM

    Okay, I appreciate the chuckle. Only you would consider letting her maul the mailman instead of getting a big meat bone to chew on. Or am I thinking about this wrong, and that is what you’re giving her. 🙂

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    • joey says:
      March 31, 2016 at 3:57 PM

      She gets bones and meat and antlers and hooves and ears and all kindsa things, but I think what she most wants is to get at the mailman.

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  14. undiscoverdimagesamongstus says:
    April 1, 2016 at 1:36 PM

    LOL, you can also put your laptop or computer next to her, “you got mail”! Thanks for the laugh 🙂

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