One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll feed you first, and thenย you make me some poached eggs and toast.”
We shook on it, but the dog never did make me breakfast.


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22 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

  1. John Holton says:

    Probably just forgot.

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  2. So, no eggs but can s/he press the on button for the coffee? Now, we’d be talking here. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. jan says:

    What a face! I think he can be forgiven!

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  4. Oh, you just can’t resist those big, beautiful eyes. Shame you didn’t get your breakfast, though! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  5. bikerchick57 says:

    My cats are the same. They never do anything for me. Lazy bums.

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  6. Benson says:

    Should have got it in writing.

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  7. Dan Antion says:

    They never live up to their end of the bargain.

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  8. Prajakta says:

    Maybe if you had not been SO demanding and asked for an omelette?

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  9. marianallen says:

    LOL! The cat often made me breakfast. The catch was, she had eaten it previously.

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  10. LindaGHill says:

    Ungrateful cur! But with a face like that… ๐Ÿ˜€

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