One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll feed you first, and thenย you make me some poached eggs and toast.”
We shook on it, but the dog never did make me breakfast.

sadie.shake

One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

1linerwedsbadgewes

About joey

Neurotic Bitch, Mother, Wife, Writer, Word Whore, Foodie and General Go-To-Girl
This entry was posted in Personally and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

22 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Next Time, Me First

  1. John Holton says:

    Probably just forgot.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. So, no eggs but can s/he press the on button for the coffee? Now, we’d be talking here. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  3. jan says:

    What a face! I think he can be forgiven!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Oh, you just can’t resist those big, beautiful eyes. Shame you didn’t get your breakfast, though! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. bikerchick57 says:

    My cats are the same. They never do anything for me. Lazy bums.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Benson says:

    Should have got it in writing.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Dan Antion says:

    They never live up to their end of the bargain.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Prajakta says:

    Maybe if you had not been SO demanding and asked for an omelette?

    Liked by 1 person

  9. marianallen says:

    LOL! The cat often made me breakfast. The catch was, she had eaten it previously.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. LindaGHill says:

    Ungrateful cur! But with a face like that… ๐Ÿ˜€

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.