Category Archives: Random Musings

One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl. “You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Smells Like Teen Clutter

“Why is your perfume always anywhere but your room?” “Yo no sé.” “You need to sé.”     One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill 

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One-Liner Wednesday — At Least It Wasn’t Tuesday

The Mister and I have a mutual hatred of Tuesdays. He shared his mindset with me and now I share it with all of you. “Monday, Part Deux:  The Suck Continues.”   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Yes, I Do Believe It’s Friday Again!

I came home from work all, Phew! Whatta week! I got a lot accomplished at work this week. I love that feeling of satisfaction. You know the one: When you get your irons outta the fire and you’re like, “Look … Continue reading

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Black & White

Black and white with tread not all over. Tread on the tires alone. We got new cars. Yes, plural. Two new cars. His black, mine white — so us. As I mentioned, after thirteen years, our old red van died. … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

I asked Moo, “Did Daddy bring home the good milk?” She said, “It’s not organic, but it’s vitamin D and homogenocide.” Well, ya don’t hear that every day!   One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill

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Those Days, That Night

Those Saturdays when you barely drag your tired ass outta bed to take a shower and put on your pants and bra and shoes and instead of logging onto the interweb, you visit the outerweb to do all the things. … Continue reading

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SoCS — A Love Letter

I’m writing a letter to you today, somethin about gratitude and happiness, like: Dear Readers, Dear Lurking Strangers, Quiet Acquaintances, Visitors, BUT NOT YOU, SPAM PEOPLE! Thank you for coming here, for bearing witness to my neuroses, encouraging my rants, … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Relics

Within the span of a few weeks, I taught one person how to untangle a standard phone cord, and another person asked me, “How do the old phones still work? Don’t they need power?” Maybe when they’re my age, younger … Continue reading

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Midday Monday Mood

I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend, whatever y’all did or didn’t do. It was the end of spring break here, and we enjoyed it. Personally, I spent a lot of time lounging on my husband and stayin still for … Continue reading

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