One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

Posted on April 27, 2016 by joey

The server asked The Mister, “What side would you like?”
“He’ll have fries so I can eat them,” I said.

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26 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

  1. Benson says:
    April 27, 2016 at 7:49 AM

    Fries are meant to be shared.

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  2. Norm 2.0 says:
    April 27, 2016 at 7:54 AM

    As long as you’re not digging into his main course. Women always do that 😦

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  3. LindaGHill says:
    April 27, 2016 at 9:56 AM

    Ahh, true love. 😀 ❤

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  4. dalecooper57 says:
    April 27, 2016 at 11:25 AM

    Universally the worst habit of women:
    Waiter – “Do you want fries with that?”
    Woman – “No thank you.”
    Man – “Yes please.”

    Food arrives

    Woman – “Oooh, those fries look nice, can I pinch a few?”
    Man – “You said you didn’t want any.”
    Woman – “Only a few…”

    Ten minutes later;
    Man – “You’ve eaten all my fries.”
    Woman – “I didn’t realise how hungry I was.”

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  5. mewhoami says:
    April 27, 2016 at 12:41 PM

    Good team work!

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  6. jan says:
    April 27, 2016 at 12:43 PM

    I say to waitress “No wine for me.” Hubby says “I’ll have a large glass of wine and she’ll drink it.” Lol.

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  7. vanbytheriver says:
    April 27, 2016 at 1:06 PM

    In a big family growing up, we always tasted each other’s food. Old habits die hard. But the husband favors liver and onions. That’s where I draw the line. ☺

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  8. AmyRose🌹 says:
    April 27, 2016 at 3:25 PM

    That would be my husband’s line. LOL He always tells me one reason he married me because when he took me out on dates, I gave him what was left on my plate to eat. 🙂

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  9. reocochran says:
    April 27, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    I love sharing big plates of any kind of fries, even sweet potato or carrot fries. Neither tastes bad with lots of salt and ketchup. Lol! 😀 You know what I have been noticing , Red Robin and a few other places have unlimited french fries! Yummy! I like almost any spice that they add, too. Some have paprika, some have garlic and pepper plus salt…. I am drooling now, thank you, Joey!

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  10. evelyneholingue says:
    April 27, 2016 at 9:53 PM

    That’s what they made fries!

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  11. Anxious Mom says:
    April 28, 2016 at 12:46 AM

    Share fries? I think not. I’d rather go the route of Joey from ‘Friends’ and order a plate of fries for the table 😀

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  12. undiscoverdimagesamongstus says:
    April 28, 2016 at 6:06 AM

    Great way to not gain any weight because you didn’t order it.

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  13. Dan Antion says:
    April 28, 2016 at 8:16 AM

    My wife would do that. But fries are better when shared. You did share them with him, right?

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    • joey says:
      April 30, 2016 at 9:16 PM

      Actually, at that place, he orders cheese curds he can’t eat all of, and then orders the spicy Cuban he can’t eat all of, so no, no sharing necessary 😛

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  14. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    April 28, 2016 at 12:55 PM

    I say that all the time, too. Thankfully, Farmguy doesn’t mind sharing his French fries; however, dessert–that’s another story! 😉

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  15. Fourth Generation Farmgirl says:
    April 28, 2016 at 12:56 PM

    Oh, and that’s a really cute pic! 🙂

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  16. jhoudephotography says:
    April 28, 2016 at 8:09 PM

    I can totally relate to that one 🙂

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