One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

The server asked The Mister, “What side would you like?”
“He’ll have fries so I can eat them,” I said.

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26 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — W is for What?

  1. Benson says:

    Fries are meant to be shared.

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  2. Norm 2.0 says:

    As long as you’re not digging into his main course. Women always do that 😦

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  3. LindaGHill says:

    Ahh, true love. πŸ˜€ ❀

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  4. dalecooper57 says:

    Universally the worst habit of women:
    Waiter – “Do you want fries with that?”
    Woman – “No thank you.”
    Man – “Yes please.”

    Food arrives

    Woman – “Oooh, those fries look nice, can I pinch a few?”
    Man – “You said you didn’t want any.”
    Woman – “Only a few…”

    Ten minutes later;
    Man – “You’ve eaten all my fries.”
    Woman – “I didn’t realise how hungry I was.”

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  5. mewhoami says:

    Good team work!

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  6. jan says:

    I say to waitress “No wine for me.” Hubby says “I’ll have a large glass of wine and she’ll drink it.” Lol.

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  7. In a big family growing up, we always tasted each other’s food. Old habits die hard. But the husband favors liver and onions. That’s where I draw the line. ☺

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  8. That would be my husband’s line. LOL He always tells me one reason he married me because when he took me out on dates, I gave him what was left on my plate to eat. πŸ™‚

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  9. reocochran says:

    I love sharing big plates of any kind of fries, even sweet potato or carrot fries. Neither tastes bad with lots of salt and ketchup. Lol! πŸ˜€ You know what I have been noticing , Red Robin and a few other places have unlimited french fries! Yummy! I like almost any spice that they add, too. Some have paprika, some have garlic and pepper plus salt…. I am drooling now, thank you, Joey!

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  10. That’s what they made fries!

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  11. Anxious Mom says:

    Share fries? I think not. I’d rather go the route of Joey from ‘Friends’ and order a plate of fries for the table πŸ˜€

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  12. Great way to not gain any weight because you didn’t order it.

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  13. Dan Antion says:

    My wife would do that. But fries are better when shared. You did share them with him, right?

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    • joey says:

      Actually, at that place, he orders cheese curds he can’t eat all of, and then orders the spicy Cuban he can’t eat all of, so no, no sharing necessary πŸ˜›

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  14. I say that all the time, too. Thankfully, Farmguy doesn’t mind sharing his French fries; however, dessert–that’s another story! πŸ˜‰

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  15. Oh, and that’s a really cute pic! πŸ™‚

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  16. I can totally relate to that one πŸ™‚

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