They say it’s all in how you look at it, so after swearing quite a bit, I shouted, “My God, that’s the best steam burn I’ve had in years! I simply cannot think of when I last had such a good steam burn! Just absolutely fantastic!”
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Golly I used to say that all the time. “What a nifty burn. I hope I get some more.”
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It’s as helpful as the jumping up and down holding one’s own hand 🙂
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I put burns into 2 categories the “Oh shit” ones where you just grumble and keep going and the “Shit fuck” ones which send you to the ice machine.
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Yep! (or vinegar!) 😀
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I hate steam burns and oven rack burns, Joey! Wow! My go to swearwords sh**!!
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How many times have you heard me say “Oh yea, screwed that up pretty good!”
Its all about positive thinking. 😉
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Tons! It really is 😉
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That’s you…Little Miss Sunshine.
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Steam burns are the worst!!! 😦
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There’s a positive attitude. My father would have said “Joey, there are times when it’s OK to say f***”
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Aw, bless ❤ lol
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Owwwwwww! *insert every single swear word that you know here*
*now add some more*
*a few more*
*one last swear word and hoooooooooold it*
Steam burns put me over the top, as you can see.
Loved your reaction, Lol~ 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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So you didn’t say ‘Ow, that smarts a bit!’
Steam burns are definitely worthy of the worst swear words available! 🙂
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