One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

Posted on May 30, 2018 by joey

I asked Moo, “Did Daddy bring home the good milk?”
She said, “It’s not organic, but it’s vitamin D and homogenocide.”

Well, ya don’t hear that every day!

 

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39 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

  1. Dan Antion says:
    May 30, 2018 at 8:24 AM

    Oh my cow – I love that!

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  3. Benson says:
    May 30, 2018 at 9:36 AM

    That is great.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. laurelbledsoe says:
    May 30, 2018 at 10:25 AM

    Wonderful!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Norm 2.0 says:
    May 30, 2018 at 11:29 AM

    I hear that is still illegal in some states 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Laura says:
    May 30, 2018 at 1:15 PM

    Homogenecide — bwahahahaha!!! Love it.

    I’m gonna ask you my newbie question because what the what, I can’t figure out what’s going on. My post links to the “permalink” One-Liner Wednesday address so it shoots you over to today’s post on Linda’s blog. BUT there isn’t a pingback to my post in her comments. ?? Do you do anything special to your link? (See? Told you it was a newbie question.)

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    • joey says:
      May 31, 2018 at 5:59 PM

      😀
      Sometimes the pingbacks don’t work from WP sites, but they work for self-hosted. Sometimes, they don’t work at all. In the event, copy paste your link in her comments 🙂

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      • Laura says:
        June 1, 2018 at 9:49 AM

        Thanks, Joey. I keep reading about people considering going to self-hosted so now that’s a whole nother can of worms…maybe when I’ve got down time this summer. Oh wait, I’ve got kids — bwhahahaha!!

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  8. Luanne says:
    May 30, 2018 at 4:42 PM

    She is such a hoot!!!! Did you tell her she can’t drink any milk like that?

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  9. J-Dub says:
    May 30, 2018 at 6:48 PM

    Haha. So close 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Master of Something Yet says:
    May 31, 2018 at 7:46 AM

    Pretty sure that’s what vegans call it.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt says:
    May 31, 2018 at 12:32 PM

    That one may be a writer.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Amy says:
    May 31, 2018 at 2:04 PM

    Now that’s a great one-liner!! I’m struggling with the “good milk” part since I think milk tastes awful. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  13. 2bcreativeblog says:
    May 31, 2018 at 2:32 PM

    Funny. My laugh for the hour. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  14. circadianreflections says:
    May 31, 2018 at 7:25 PM

    That’s Moo-valous! So cute! 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Judy @ NewEnglandGardenAndThread says:
    May 31, 2018 at 8:18 PM

    It’s good that you have your own stand up comedian. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  16. JoAnna says:
    May 31, 2018 at 11:45 PM

    lol. Could be a cow conspiracy. I’m gonna stick with the almond milk.

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  17. Anxious Mom says:
    June 6, 2018 at 1:13 AM

    LOL, that’s great!

    BG often asks if daddy brought home the good milk. By good milk, she means “red milk,” which is the whole milk with the red cap. She was a bit distraught while on vacation over the lack of good milk available.

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    • joey says:
      June 6, 2018 at 6:52 PM

      BG is a good drinker 😉 I’m always down for the red milk, too! Course, we can’t all have the calories of 6 glasses of whole milk a day 😛

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