One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

I asked Moo, “Did Daddy bring home the good milk?”
She said, “It’s not organic, but it’s vitamin D and homogenocide.”

Well, ya don’t hear that every day!

 

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39 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Moo Words Again

  1. Dan Antion says:

    Oh my cow – I love that!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Benson says:

    That is great.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Norm 2.0 says:

    I hear that is still illegal in some states 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Laura says:

    Homogenecide — bwahahahaha!!! Love it.

    I’m gonna ask you my newbie question because what the what, I can’t figure out what’s going on. My post links to the “permalink” One-Liner Wednesday address so it shoots you over to today’s post on Linda’s blog. BUT there isn’t a pingback to my post in her comments. ?? Do you do anything special to your link? (See? Told you it was a newbie question.)

    Liked by 1 person

    • joey says:

      😀
      Sometimes the pingbacks don’t work from WP sites, but they work for self-hosted. Sometimes, they don’t work at all. In the event, copy paste your link in her comments 🙂

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  5. Luanne says:

    She is such a hoot!!!! Did you tell her she can’t drink any milk like that?

    Liked by 1 person

  6. J-Dub says:

    Haha. So close 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Pretty sure that’s what vegans call it.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. That one may be a writer.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Amy says:

    Now that’s a great one-liner!! I’m struggling with the “good milk” part since I think milk tastes awful. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Funny. My laugh for the hour. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  11. That’s Moo-valous! So cute! 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

  12. It’s good that you have your own stand up comedian. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  13. JoAnna says:

    lol. Could be a cow conspiracy. I’m gonna stick with the almond milk.

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Anxious Mom says:

    LOL, that’s great!

    BG often asks if daddy brought home the good milk. By good milk, she means “red milk,” which is the whole milk with the red cap. She was a bit distraught while on vacation over the lack of good milk available.

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