Monthly Archives: August 2018

One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl. “You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. … Continue reading

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SoCS — Call for a Pleasant Experience

I enjoy having pleasant experiences. You’d think that’d be universal, but I swear to you, some people want to be miserable and they want to make you miserable with them. We all make phone calls. We gotta call to RSVP, … Continue reading

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We Can Dish Now

Has it been about a year? I said we could talk about it in a year. I figured it would take me that long to process it. It’s been about 100 days. I’m okay now. I hardly ever have the … Continue reading

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Got a Handle On It

A long, long time ago, my husband went purse shopping with me, which is why he went a long, long time not purse shopping with me. There are no perfect handbags. There are only perfect handbags for each outfit and occasion. There … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday — Smells Like Teen Clutter

“Why is your perfume always anywhere but your room?” “Yo no sé.” “You need to sé.”     One-Liner Wednesday is brought to you by LindaGHill 

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