One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

One night, well after 10pm, Sadie’s boyfriend Cooper showed up at the door and I had to turn him away because she is NOT that kind of girl.
“You wanna play with my dog, you come at a decent hour. Thank you, Goodnight.”

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38 Responses to One-Liner Wednesday — Booty Call

  1. Ritu says:

    Ha! Dog booty call!

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  2. loisajay says:

    haha! Joey, you are so funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Ally Bean says:

    Sadie is lucky to have you looking after her moral purity like you are.

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  4. orbthefirst says:

    Woof. πŸ˜›

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  5. But… but… dogs just wanna have fun.
    (She sings in her best Cyndi Lauper voice)

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  6. bikerchick57 says:

    Cooper has no sense of decency or time! Good thing Sadie has her momma to protect her.

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  7. Dan Antion says:

    Ha ha – oh this was so much better than where my imagination was headed. Cooper needs to learn some manners.

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  8. You’re a good dog mom.

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  9. Maybe Sadie needs to stop looking so provocative (those eyes!). Have you talked with her about that? And what was Cooper doing running loose after 10 pm anyway? Doesn’t he have parents of his own?

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  10. John Holton says:

    I’m assuming Cooper is another dog and not a seven-year-old boy…

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  11. scr4pl80 says:

    Thanks a lot mom, we were just going to talk. Why don’t you trust me?

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  12. You had me for a minute there. πŸ™‚

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  13. JT Twissel says:

    Haha! When ever our neighbor’s dog escapes from his yard he makes a beeline for our front door. I don’t think he’s in love with our cat though.

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  14. ROFL!!! That was funny!

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  15. OH MY GOD!! I’m rolling on the floor uncontrollably laughing. Joey! You are just too much!!

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  16. Bill says:

    When you can’t sleep and need a friend, it’s worth a shot.

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  17. Laura says:

    A girl’s gotta have boundaries. πŸ˜†

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