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B is for Baby

Posted on April 2, 2015 by joey

Moo was an ugly baby. No, it’s true. When Ross told Rachel that ugly baby judges her, I’m pretty sure he was lookin at Moo’s picture. Moo was red, like the red of storybook devils. She had some mean lookin lines … Continue reading →

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A is for Anything I Want

Posted on April 1, 2015 by joey

Last year’s A-Z was such a pleasure, because I wrote each letter as it occurred to me. Mostly I wrote about my favorite things, like yellow, and umbrellas. According to my search terms, everyone loved Pretty Pussy Cats Perching *achem* yes, yes, … Continue reading →

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The Doors (and not the groovy kind)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by joey

Some of my fellow bloggers post pictures of beautiful or interesting doors on Thursdays. I’m over here writin about door fail on a Tuesday. Home improvement bloggers are all, “It’s such a relief to have changed all my doorknobs to oil-rubbed … Continue reading →

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A Mother’s Love — Spread the Love Challenge

Posted on March 28, 2015 by joey

It’s not that I do not write poetry, it’s that I do not share my poetry. I don’t write it for anyone, but today I did, per my assignment from Prajatka, at An Armchair Perfectionist, who challenged me to Spread the … Continue reading →

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Not As Bad As I Used to Be

Posted on March 28, 2015 by joey

I’ve been…introverting. Or avoidant. Or busy. Whatever. I’ve been extremely productive at my house. I’ve been fairly productive with my novel. I’ve been adequately productive with my yard. I’ve been exercising more. But what I’ve really been doin well is … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — Couples Lunch

Posted on March 25, 2015 by joey

At 10:40 we all agreed to meet for lunch in one hour. At 11:40 we arrived at the restaurant, and called to ask where they were. They said, “We’re still at home. It hasn’t even been an hour yet!” One-Liner … Continue reading →

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We Don’t Need No Thought Control

Posted on March 24, 2015 by joey

Originally posted on A Buick in the Land of Lexus:
? Our kids are in CRISIS. I work with teenagers in an affluent suburban area. They don’t comprehend what they read. They use calculators to multiply 10 x 10. The…

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One-Liner Wednesday — Okay Then

Posted on March 18, 2015 by joey

I said to Moo, “It’s time for your friends to go home. You’re comin with me.” Moo said to her friends, “My mama wants you to leave now.” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Docent She Know?

Posted on March 17, 2015 by joey

I volunteered to chaperon Moo’s field trip to the Indianapolis Museum of Art today. As I’ve written before, Moo is frequently an errant child, so I do try to accompany her on excursions where other adults might not expect to … Continue reading →

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Happiness Recovery

Posted on March 16, 2015 by joey

As few of you know The Boy, Bubba, our son, has been in town for a little over a week. We also had our nephew for most of that time. Then, because we had Bubba and Simon, we also had some other … Continue reading →

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