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Weather is a Relative Issue

Posted on February 21, 2015 by joey

We had a couple of those crazy cold days, like -3 feels like -24 and stuff like that. We endured. It’s really important to make sure your scarf is tucked into your coat quite well, or your clavicle may burn … Continue reading →

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One-Liner Wednesday — If It Looks Like a Parrot…

Posted on February 18, 2015 by joey

As we strolled through a zoo in Naples, Florida, some parrots said, “Hello? Hello?” so preschool Sassy turned to ask my mother, “Is it a wrong number?” One-Liner Wednesdays are brought to you by LindaGHill

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Why I Gotta Title Everything? I’m Tired!

Posted on February 16, 2015 by joey

“Beep Beep Boop!” says WordPress. “I’m so glad they’ve updated the entire site,” said no one ever. I think the new notifications system here is about as helpful as digital toaster. Thanks for takin somethin simple and makin it take … Continue reading →

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Compulsory Love Post

Posted on February 14, 2015 by joey

You can read about how I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day here, although I am a fan of love in all its forms, including between a girl and her reptiles. Love is when you retrace your path through the entire store … Continue reading →

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Finding the Painting

Posted on February 10, 2015 by joey

As I wrote in my Happiness post the other day, joy came to me when I found the painting. Vague, huh? Because it has a story. I’m sure it has a much longer, more interesting story before my section of its story … Continue reading →

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Happiness

Posted on February 8, 2015 by joey

Veronica at Owl Wonder tagged me to write about the happiest moments in my life. I think that would be too lengthy a post for me, since I’m one of those gawd-awful people who thinks happiness is a choice. I have … Continue reading →

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Why I’m Dying First

Posted on February 4, 2015 by joey

Oh I know, you think I want to die first so I can escape the pain of mourning my husband. That would certainly be a grand perk, but I told you before, I am not a romantic. I have practical … Continue reading →

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It Makes My Skin Crawl, A Metaphorical Rant

Posted on February 3, 2015 by joey

We were invited over to The Palace of Rules last night for brownies. No, wait, there was dinner. After dinner, we went into the living room to watch television, and apparently, on Monday nights, MIL watches The Bachelor. How on … Continue reading →

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Heat Pumps are Stupid

Posted on January 30, 2015 by joey

It’s my second bloggaversary, so I wanted to write a particularly eloquent post with a title whose complexity complimented the wit of its content. I think I’ve succeeded. See also, Why Time Change is Stupid and other groundbreaking discoveries, like, … Continue reading →

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Meat and Me and Moo and Stew

Posted on January 27, 2015 by joey

For a long time, Moo never ate meat. I don’t know why. I never asked. Having been a vegetarian for six years, this never bothered me. There are always people who comment about how important it is to eat meat … Continue reading →

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