We all know C is for cookie. I mean, I’ve known that since before I could say it, right?
As tempting as it was to go with THE “C” word, I thought it was a tad predictable after B is for bitchy. Quite honestly, I don’t want to Google images for cunt.
So C is for chocolate chip cookies.
I didn’t even need to Google. I took the photos for you, and I am eating the cookies for you.
















Oh you suuuuuuuuuuck.
stupid ten o’clock at night and don’t have cookies to eat after Joey flaunts her cookies in my face
(again, that sounded weird, but you get the point)
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Hehehe, I have PMS, so I can only say, “I’m thorry” while I eat the fuck out of them.
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I really really hate to repeat myself. But you suuuuuuuuck.
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I’m thooo thorry!
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yeah, yeah, yeah. you SAY that, but you don’t offer to cram them through the internetz to me.
(also, it’s weird but I typed *grumble grumble* a couple of times in the previous comments inside the the “less than” and “greater than” symbols but they didn’t show up. WTH?)
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I would totally cram them through the internet, but I do believe you can’t eat chocolate? How about carobs? You want I smoosh some malted carobs through the interwebz?
I do not know. I know nothing about emoticons.
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I *shouldn’t* eat chocolate, but I do it when life requires it. And at the moment, life is requiring me to eat double dark chocolate gelato with chocolate morsels. So THERE! (I’m so going to have heartburn…)
(it wasn’t an emoticon, I literally typed “grumble, grumble” inside the symbols. wordpress hates me, I guess)
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Oh my word. Dark chocolate gelato and WordPress ganging up on you. I do hope you sleep well. I’ll send Tums with the carobs.
❤
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I know, it’s so harsh. But I will push on and eat the gelato…
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LOL! Yes! *pumps fist*
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As long as you’re not eating the …. oh never mind.
Thanks Joey, now I’ve got the “C is for cookie” song stuck in my head. 😛
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🙂
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What a wonderful person you are to think of saving me those extra calories.
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I KNOW, right?!? Way to look on the bright side! 😀
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😛 😛
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Don’t get me wrong, I love me some cookies but I gotta be honest – I’m a little disappointed in the absence of google cunt images.
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LMFAO! I’m sorry, you’ll need to Google them without me. I’m easily traumatized.
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Mmm coooookies!
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I know, mmm! 😛
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Love it!
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Thanks 🙂
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you really do have a cruel streak doncha? lol…Oh, I’ll expect a chocolate cake RECIPE ya know…
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Will do. It’s a one bowl dooji, simple. The cookies are Tollhouse,of course!
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