SoCS — H is for ha

Haven’t the first clue what I’ll write about that has a ha.

A ha.

Aha!

Ahahaha!

Have been having a rough time.

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I wrangle.
I yield.
My generosity of spirit is running low.

Be.
Give.
Do.
Help.
Patience.
Support.
Understanding.
The right thing.
My spirit’s weary.
I’mย hardened and hollowed.

Hard to write that.
Writing it, the words stretchย out in front of me like a string of mozzarella that burns the roof of my mouth because I am too hungry, too eager, have waited too long to be filled.

I hang on to hope.
I could use more hahas.

Have you ever needed more hahas?
Have you got any hahas to spare?

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31 Responses to SoCS — H is for ha

  1. Benson says:

    So..a man walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. The waiter brings the soup and leaves. A short time later the customer beckons for the server.
    The waiter asks the man what’s wrong.
    Customer: Taste the soup
    Waiter: Is it too salty?
    Customer: Taste the soup
    Waiter: Should I have it reheated?
    Customer: Taste the soup
    Waiter: All right. I’ll taste the soup. Where’s the spoon?
    Customer: Aha!

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  2. Ritu says:

    I’ve always got ha has!!!

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  3. Ha…on the burning mozzarella reference. โ˜บ We’ve all been there.

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  4. Chez Shea says:

    Constantly need more haha’s too. Biggest haha I got today was howling at the dog with my boys. After a while she joins in and howls too. Not sure why it’s funny, but it kind of is…Have a good weekend!

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  5. Could always use a few extra ha has! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. Dan Antion says:

    I’ve got haha’s to spare. I laugh at just about everything. It seriously is the best medicine.

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  7. wendyj59 says:

    Hopefully there are enough hahas to go around. Good post.

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  8. meANXIETYme says:

    No hahas for you, but very willing to share hugs. Hope things get better, you get filled up as needed, and your find your hahas.
    HUGS (starts with an H so does it count?)

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  9. jan says:

    I rarely have ha-ha’s enough to share but if I ever do, for sure one of them has your name on it! Wishing a ha-ha comes your way soon!

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  10. LindaGHill says:

    Ugh, I am so bad at remembering jokes. The best I can do is the old “no arms and no legs” jokes.
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who floats in the water?

    Bob.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who water-skis?

    Skip.

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn’t matter. He won’t come to you anyway.
    Ha!
    Okay, you can unfriend me now. ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  11. Anxious Mom says:

    This made me haha today: after we arrived at this arcade-bounce house-laser tag place, Little Man broke out a bag of mineral rocks that he wanted to hand out to kids.

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  12. Prajakta says:

    Mwah ha ha! The evil laugh..

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  13. Check out my pictures on Facebook from yesterday. I went to something called a Pug Grumble. I don’t have a dog but I went to the park to be surrounded by pugs. I couldn’t stop smiling. The way they snort….dat funny ๐Ÿ˜€

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  14. bikerchick57 says:

    Q: What do you get when you pour scalding hot water into a rabbit hole?
    A: Hot cross bunnies.

    Q: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
    A: It goes back for seconds.

    Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
    A: Because you’ll crack her up.

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  15. Josh Wrenn says:

    Couples Counselor: What’s troubling you today?
    Wife: He can’t ever use common sayings correctly.
    Husband: Cry me a table, Sharon!

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  16. dalecooper57 says:

    Two penguins; one says to the other; “It looks like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”
    Second penguin says; “Maybe I am.”

    Special agent Dale Cooper’s favourite joke, don’t blame me.

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  17. Happiness and harpies. Take your pick.

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